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Apprentice, thread 3, especially for BOF, in the hope that she realises she has shagged one of them

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Maryz Wed 15-May-13 19:25:44

Here you go wink

MrsBertMacklin Wed 15-May-13 20:45:12

Evening. I'm suitably lubricated with banana flavoured whisky, I have made a collage using an IKEA catalogue in honour of tonight's episode and have insisted my DP grows a neckbeard.


Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 20:45:21

Maryz - welcome to the dark side of The Apprentice. grin

I can't believe I'm going to miss the final!

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 15-May-13 20:45:33

limited - do NOT slag off CLaude. I love him.

Boffles, if he's the one you've boffed, I shall be very jealous angry.

beanandspud Wed 15-May-13 20:54:15

<<raises hand>>

I made a Billy Bookcase once, please can I be PM tonight? I promise to give 110% and prove that I deserve the opportunity.

Lorelilee Wed 15-May-13 20:57:52

Let's get ready to RRRRRRRRRRRRRumble...

BOF Wed 15-May-13 20:58:56

I think I should be PM- I have project-managed DP through sourcing and assembling Ikea furniture without arguing. My people skills are clearly superb.

MrsBertMacklin Wed 15-May-13 20:59:52

DP has stepped on my plate of biscuits and air-flipped them all onto the floor. I think this is a portent.

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:00:28

BOF I knew I had married the right man when we put together furniture together without arguing too much.

ShadeofViolet Wed 15-May-13 21:00:38

I love Jason. I hope he doesnt do anything stooopid again this week.

SconeInSixtySeconds Wed 15-May-13 21:00:43

I'm just a logistics person <false modesty>

sherazade Wed 15-May-13 21:00:47

can someone please solve this for me: Does Sir Alan deliberately elect narcisstic, egoistical numbskulls for our viewing pleasure to be on the show or are these really la creme de la creme in the world of high flying young entrepeneurs highly worth investing in?

Allthingspretty Wed 15-May-13 21:01:04

Right lets predicr who is going jome from the noasts made today.

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:01:21

The former, sherazade. But I don't think he picks them.

SconeInSixtySeconds Wed 15-May-13 21:01:56

do you reckon Susan will actually do anything today?

sherazade Wed 15-May-13 21:02:03

thankyou Tee2072, that's put my mind at rest.

SuePurblybilt Wed 15-May-13 21:02:16

GAH, there it is again

Tim's girls ffs

GretaGarbage Wed 15-May-13 21:02:28

Ok, I think erm, Kurt I cannot remember which one he is, just his name will go

OhYouBadBadKitten Wed 15-May-13 21:03:08

I built a giant malm set of drawers <boasts>

SconeInSixtySeconds Wed 15-May-13 21:03:18

Stop Fucking Shrieking angry

GretaGarbage Wed 15-May-13 21:03:25

Look at that phone!!!!!!!!

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:03:34

Say thank you and good bye you rude bitch.

SuePurblybilt Wed 15-May-13 21:03:42

Is weasel-face wearing stone washed denim with rhinestones?
Did she just OMG Surralun's office?

OhYouBadBadKitten Wed 15-May-13 21:03:47

How old are the? Squealing like that.

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 21:03:50

Who is Susan? Is there a Susan?

MrsBertMacklin Wed 15-May-13 21:03:57

Fuck me, a rhinestone denim shirt, didn't think they existed outside Kris Kristofferson films

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