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Loose Women (aaaarrrghhhhhh!): Part Two.

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sensesworkingovertime Mon 15-Apr-13 18:48:13

I put Part Two because I have already ranted about them a while ago.
My last rant was probably about this too, ie, doesn't matter what the topic of conversation is - Maggie Thatcher, alcohol, teenagers, education, the creation of the universe etc etc - it doesn't matter, each panellist manages to get onto her own fave topic, as follows:-

Denise Welch - she is an ex druggie and liked a tipple, also divorced twice, once to that bloke from 'Bendorm',she's about to get married to some waste of space called Lincoln. She has been on Dancing on Ice!!!

Andrea Maclean - also divorced twice, and gives a silly schoolgirl giggle every time she mentions it, oh, and she's NOT getting married again (yeah that's what Katie Price said)

Lisa Maxwell - has been engaged donkeys years to Po, no, not Po off the Tellytubbies , PO (she means Paul but this is how she says it) and she has a daughter called Beau.

Last but not least Carol McGiffin - she has a toy boy called Mark, she has a toyboy called Mark, she has a toyboy called Mark, she has a toyboy called Mark, she has a t....

Like I said...aaarrrgghhhhhh!!!!!!

70isaLimitNotaTarget Mon 15-Apr-13 22:01:59

Cannot watch this programme now (though I did go to one of the live shows a while back. There was a man with a snake and Kim&Aggie as guests).

It used to be good.
Chat.
Currant themes.

Now it's just meh.
I haven't watched it for over 2 years.

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Oh ,you forgot Sherie Hewson when someone makes a rude/lewd comment she does that "Whatt"? face (like her character from Corrie) Obscenely innocent like,

Sparklingbrook Mon 15-Apr-13 22:09:17

What about Jane Cruiseship McDonald? Did you know she was northern? shock

Sparklingbrook Mon 15-Apr-13 22:12:02

On the plus side I like Janet Street Porter, and Emma Willis.

Carol Vorderman is blummin' annoying.

DearPrudence Mon 15-Apr-13 22:41:14

And hasn't Sally Lindsay got twin boys, and she is quite often sleep-deprived? I think she's mentioned it. grin

foryonisonly Mon 15-Apr-13 22:46:17

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Sparklingbrook Mon 15-Apr-13 22:46:20

Lynda Bellingham used to grate my carrot. Wittering on about Mr Spain. hmm

I don't watch it now, unless I notice there is a guest i want to see getting interviewed badly and shrieked at.

There is a new LW, Her off Corrie and she is absolutely awful.

Sparklingbrook Mon 15-Apr-13 22:48:14

Did Cruiseship Jane live with her Mum foryou? I didn't know that. grin

Denzie Welch used to go on about Tim Healy not being allowed to poo in the downstairs loo or something.

Throughgrittedteeth Mon 15-Apr-13 22:49:39

I feel compelled to watch it when I'm off but so often I end up disappointed. Why do I do it?!
I do however LOVE Jane Macdonald and Janet Street Porter.
Sherrie is a fucking idiot though hmm

Throughgrittedteeth Mon 15-Apr-13 22:50:30

And I do like Sally Lindsay a lot too.

As you were grin

Sparklingbrook Mon 15-Apr-13 22:52:52

I cringe when they have to cut the guests off mid conversation as the ads/end are coming up.

sweetiepie1979 Mon 15-Apr-13 22:54:10

I only like Janet street porter
. I hate the programme hate hate hate. But I'm floor bound with a dodgy pelvis and I'm stuck with it. They are the worst representative of women.

Sparklingbrook Mon 15-Apr-13 22:55:49

Bring back light Lunch with Mel and Sue.

There is something on C4 at lunchtime with Ben Shepherd and cooking in. What's that like?

Gorjuss Mon 15-Apr-13 22:58:01

Is carol vorderman still claiming she looks the way she does from detoxing ??????

Sparklingbrook Mon 15-Apr-13 22:59:34

I think it's now down to the toyboy pilot boyfriend Gorjuss. grin

sensesworkingovertime Tue 16-Apr-13 11:59:25

Glad you got my drift here ladies..

Sparkling.....*Jane McDonald* is let off the hook because yes, she mentions Ed quite a bit but somehow not in the same harping on/stuck record kind of way the others have.

Carol Vorderman - normally can't stomach the woman but she is let off the hook for similar reasons to JM.

I think if I was stuck in a lift with AM and her unfeasibly big white teeth and constant inane droning one of us would die.

And chill.

sensesworkingovertime Tue 16-Apr-13 12:01:33

Gorjuss - probably, how come she look younger now that she did in the early 80's, how is that humanly possible? shock

Gorjuss Tue 16-Apr-13 12:10:43

I know ? It will be interesting to see how she continues to age. Maybe she's like Benjamin Button.

bleedingheart Tue 16-Apr-13 13:54:43

Did you know Denise Welch had a drink problem? She rarely talks about it though, she's a very private person.

Simpering Maclean: In the news today, too many children are having fizzy drinks in their packed lunches..

DW: When I had my drink problem, before Lincoln saved me...blah blah, journey, blah blah

JM: Oooh we were so poor ooop North me mam never could buy a fizzy drink, we didn't know they existed. I used to make me drinks fizzy by shaking 'em up doing jazz hands

CM: My toy boy Mark has fizzy drinks in his packed lunch because he's SO MUCH YOUNGER THAN ME. Kids shouldn't have drinks anyway. People shouldn't have kids.

bleedingheart Tue 16-Apr-13 13:59:27

YY to Benjamin Vorderman. Looks ten years younger than her 1980s self.

PetiteRaleuse Tue 16-Apr-13 14:05:18

Which is the one that always goes on about living in the country and gets her political opinion from the Daily Mail?

I like the Jayne Macdonald though. She looks like a really nice person, as does the one who also presents the Hub part of Good Morning.

sensesworkingovertime Tue 16-Apr-13 16:26:04

Love it, so may be in about 30 yrs time CV will be presenting in nappies?

Not sure who that is Petite, would be interested to know[sceptical].

Bleeding you hit the nail on the head with your mini script there grin.
Did I know our Denzy had a drink problem??? I feel like I've lived through it with her and tasted every drop she bangs on about it that much. Seriously, hats off to the woman for coming off booze but do we have to be told about it (not to mention Lincoln) every day, she was waffling on about it again today - change the bleedin' record!

sensesworkingovertime Tue 16-Apr-13 16:28:09

Before anyone chimes in, I know I know, I should just switch off but Loose Women bashing is my fave sport.

Still18atheart Tue 16-Apr-13 16:39:16

I Miss Colleen Nolan. She was funny, even if she did go on about Shane Ritchie at every available opportunity

PetiteRaleuse Tue 16-Apr-13 16:41:02

The blonde one that sits next to the main presenter.

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