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Spartacus (WARNING: contains spoilers)

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Iheartcows Mon 01-Apr-13 23:18:42

I can't believe he's dead already. sad
There's still 2 episodes to go and I really thought he'd be in it til the end.

What will happen to Naevia?
Will Spartacus survive to the last episode?
Is Agron dead too or will he survive his injuries?

I don't want it to be over, I fucking love Spartacus sad

ArteggsMonkey Mon 01-Apr-13 23:22:23

Crixus totally died before the final battle in real life.

Agron is deffo getting nailed to a cross next week I reckon.

I feel your pain, I want them to go all inglourious basterds and just rewrite history sad. This episode was just amazing television. I cried and cried.

Btw I would ask for your thread title to be changed because spoilers make people dead mardy.

cookielove Mon 01-Apr-13 23:51:33

Agron better not be dead, i don't think he is though!! His smile <swoon>

Seeing his head go in Naevia's eye was a bit cruel i thought!!

They did say that they not everyone would survive shock

Iheartcows Mon 01-Apr-13 23:55:07

How do I change the title? Don't want to upset anyone smile

I cried too, poor Crixus, poor Naevia. Gonna bawl my eyes out when Spartacus dies sad

FannyFifer Mon 01-Apr-13 23:57:28

I bloody love spartacus, don't know if I can cope with last 2 episodes though, I want them to change the ending, sobs.

cookielove Mon 01-Apr-13 23:59:36

I adore Agron and erm whats he called ...... played by Dustin Clare ....... bloody hell whats he called????

FannyFifer Tue 02-Apr-13 00:00:11


cookielove Tue 02-Apr-13 00:01:20

Gannicus, is his name!!

ArteggsMonkey Tue 02-Apr-13 00:01:49

Aibu to want to open a gay bar called Agron's?

I have been really upset thinking about them all going to their deaths, but that scene with crixus and naevia talking about how they were warriors and just lived to fight and could never know pace otherwise helped reconcile me somewhat.

The crixus guy has just been MAJOR this season, just fantastic brilliant acting, he has just about killed me sad it's really strange to think of how he was in the first few episodes of the first season, this flat topped meathead who did unconvincing belly laughs at people losing arms etc.

Am I the only person who is just like ffs gannicus, why are you messing around with that insipid woman when you had a total THING going on with saxa, who is gorgeous and funny and a badass?

FannyFifer Tue 02-Apr-13 00:02:24

I do have a soft spot for Agron.

FannyFifer Tue 02-Apr-13 00:03:24

Total girl crush on saxa. grin

ArteggsMonkey Tue 02-Apr-13 00:04:00

Iheart, spartacus's body was never found, so my money is on him escaping over the mountains to open a b and b in sicily with rhombus-faced roman woman.

Cannot WAIT for Justin tibeiberius to get his, gruesome little fuck.

limitedperiodonly Tue 02-Apr-13 08:43:36

I haven't watched it yet but don't feel bad for your title OP. The ending of Spartacus isn't that much of a surprise. I reported it but not in a mardy way.

Mind you, I must have been the only one watching 300 who thought the Spartans were in with a chance hmm

My excuse is that I didn't have the benefit of a classical education.

GhostOfTheRobot Tue 02-Apr-13 09:15:47

Oh, Cows! I am proper mardy at your thread title! wink
I love Spartacus but can cope with spoilers. I know how it ends historically but still watch it.
Will watch this episode tonight with tissues!

limitedperiodonly Tue 02-Apr-13 11:27:44

I cried!

Am absent doubt that perfidious pup Tiberius will meet ignominious death at hands of glorious Caesar in final episode. Perhaps with sword up whatsname.

ArteggsMonkey Tue 02-Apr-13 11:37:45

I recently saw someone on the Internet get aeriated about an Omar from the wire spoiler nearly FIVE YEARS after the relevant event had been broadcast grin

The great div.

I was pleased to see the return of gannicus's big crowd pleaser 'my cock rages on'. I would greatly enjoy seeing a line of crucified slaves along the Appian way singing it a la life of Brian as the finale.

GhostOfTheRobot Tue 02-Apr-13 12:23:46

What a little shite Tiberius is! A sword up his whatsaname is too good for him!

RowanMumsnet (MNHQ) Tue 02-Apr-13 12:54:41


We've edited the title now

limitedperiodonly Tue 02-Apr-13 13:00:33

I'm wondering which little shit I hate more - Tiberius or Joffrey from Game of Thrones.

Don't spoil last night's GoT episode please - haven't seen it yet. Am meant to be working.

GhostOfTheRobot Tue 02-Apr-13 13:18:36

Oo, they're a pair, aren't they!
Let's get them in the arena!

FannyFifer Tue 02-Apr-13 14:00:29

Hopefully Tiberious comes to less than glorious end.

I hate him even more than creepy Ashur, was delighted when Naevia removed head from shoulders.

ArteggsMonkey Tue 02-Apr-13 14:06:06

Joffrey and Tiberius are both the products of truly awful parenting.

Off the top of my head I can't think of any redeeming features Joffrey has, whereas Tiberius was brave in battle and a loyal friend before he went banaynay after the whole decimation incident.

limitedperiodonly Tue 02-Apr-13 14:10:26

AIBU to rape my dad's girlfriend and the annoying bloke at work because dad forced me to beat my best friend to death? grin

ArteggsMonkey Tue 02-Apr-13 14:17:22


Ds has been v cocky and disobedient lately, aibu to make him take part in decimation then banish him to the followers' camp?

Db slapped my ds in the face, aibu to attempt to have him murdered even though he is vertically challenged?

FannyFifer Tue 02-Apr-13 14:17:40

Lol at that AIBU. grin
I love this Gannicus quote
"I carry a huge weapon.......and two swords."

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