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Secrets of a good marriage...

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Mynewmoniker Wed 02-Jan-13 22:02:50

Whose watching? Who's hoping to pick up tips. Who could give tips?

Dysgu Wed 02-Jan-13 22:07:18

I am watching but am not married so not sure about tips! Have been with DP for nearly 10 years so perhaps there will still be useful tips...

MrsReiver Wed 02-Jan-13 22:07:43

I want to punch the chauvinist already and he's only been on screen for 10 seconds!

Dysgu Wed 02-Jan-13 22:08:11

Not sure I would want to take sex tips from this couple - he is a bit creepy?!

Mynewmoniker Wed 02-Jan-13 22:09:11


Started with tantric sex couple (gulp). "Do you get the idea?" Sickly. They have sex all day apparently in various ways.

He looks like he still has 'bitty'

laughinglikeadrain Wed 02-Jan-13 22:09:16

Essence of himself?

Dysgu Wed 02-Jan-13 22:09:18

So you have to like drinking cold tea.

Dysgu Wed 02-Jan-13 22:09:46

Do they have kids?

MrsReiver Wed 02-Jan-13 22:10:09

I wouldn't take a cup of tea from him nevermind sex tips!

Dysgu Wed 02-Jan-13 22:10:20

And she has ugly feet!

5madthings Wed 02-Jan-13 22:10:31

Am watching. 'Essence of Roland' boak..

Mynewmoniker Wed 02-Jan-13 22:10:31

This is unbeleavable! LOL "I hope I don't come"

judefawley Wed 02-Jan-13 22:10:50

God, Roland is creepy!

pegster Wed 02-Jan-13 22:10:56

I wouldn't let Roland touch me & definitely wouldn't 'drink his essence' - yuck!

MikeLitorisHasChristmasLights Wed 02-Jan-13 22:10:57

Eww. Just eww.

Sex noises with a foot massage.

Cringe cringe cringe.

Mynewmoniker Wed 02-Jan-13 22:11:15

I wonder what happens after a smoothie grin

Dysgu Wed 02-Jan-13 22:11:16

I think I would be sick in that situation - I hate feet at the best of times...

MrsReiver Wed 02-Jan-13 22:11:30

Yeah I'd wash my hands too Sharon. Boak.

kilmuir Wed 02-Jan-13 22:11:44

no way would i touch his feet

5madthings Wed 02-Jan-13 22:11:47

Don't get your 'bitty' comment op.. [Hmm]

Yama Wed 02-Jan-13 22:12:07

What has Sharon been in? She's a tad annoying. The couples must be a bit self obsessed not to get that she's mocking them.

Mynewmoniker Wed 02-Jan-13 22:12:14

My DH just keeps saying "OMG" and yawning. I'm making him watch it.

TheWombat Wed 02-Jan-13 22:12:17

'His essence in the tea' <yuk>
Arf @ 'I hope I don't come'.

How is it that this couple are possibly the least sexy couple ever?

5madthings Wed 02-Jan-13 22:12:44

See I like having my feet rubbed but I would never rub dp's feet, thankfully he is happy with this arrangement.

Dysgu Wed 02-Jan-13 22:13:12

Okay - so this is NOT the marriage I would want but at least these two found each other and they seem to make each other very happy. I wonder what they are like the rest of the time - do you think they are this sickly all the time?

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