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On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 17:02:44

Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

Snazzyfeelingfestive Sun 09-Dec-12 17:37:34

Sorry for unfinished first post there

Sue, totally agree. Elf is just brilliant. The escalator scene is outstanding.

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 09-Dec-12 17:40:56

Kind of wish Nanfucker was still in, I actually don't care who wins it.

Nicely done there Sue

I was going to stalk in with
"Ding dong, Nanfuckers gone"

But that seems shit by comparison.

I think Chowmeinia will win, get a Peter Andre type show, then disappear faster than an Asda Wine deal

I for one am disappointed, nay saddened, that, now the News of the World has gone, we didn't get to read a "Chris Maloney- My True Story" expose, along with moody advert on TV.

OComeAllYeFaithBaby Sun 09-Dec-12 18:02:31

Ah yes Pop idol. Wasn't Brenda in those finalists too? Or was she in an early X factor? Anyway she was great - she made it to Broadway! Zoe was very good too. They could actually keep in tune. The only one who got on my mamaries was Shayne (Stoopid spelling) Ward who did the agonising falsetto malarkey.

ocomeallye erm, Shayne is my dps cousin blush

Its OK, he can't stand him either!

OComeAllYeFaithBaby Sun 09-Dec-12 18:09:52

blush oops! I just didn't warm to him! though he was quite fit I thought it harsh that they wouldn't let him release a record for ages to 'allow new artists on the label opportunity' so when he did finally get to release an album everyone had forgotten him and the girls who voted for him are now listening to Greenday and Kings of Leon

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 18:10:04

Busy day in Manchester (wonder how many times Dermot will feel the need to tell people that's where he is tonight? grin). Derby day,X Factor final- wonder which will have the most troublesome fansgrin

AllSnowballsAndNoKnickers Sun 09-Dec-12 18:15:29

<<<stamps feet. holds breath. goes blue>>>

You're all ignoring me on the other thread sad

Nanfucker is banned from tonights show!!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 18:15:33

Last time I saw Shayne on anything he had MASSIVE bouffy hair. Think he may have been promoting a musical, possibly 'Rock of Ages'.

OComeAllYeFaithBaby Sun 09-Dec-12 18:17:04

Post the link on here snow! That thread is old news!

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 18:18:34

Shayne is going on Dancing On Ice in the new year apparently!

AllSnowballsAndNoKnickers Sun 09-Dec-12 18:20:16

Nanfucker throws a hissy

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 18:21:19

Nanfucker is banned?
but what about the group mime?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 18:21:35

Miss- really? wow. Gareth did it too,and whatsername from Hear'say-Suzanne? And Ray- runner up to Leona Lewis. I like DOI. It fills a reality shit tv gap --until The Voice starts--grin

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 18:21:47

shock. He really is a cunt isn't he?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 18:22:31

My strikeouts are failing todaygrin

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 18:23:02

Oh, it's just fabulous <hugs self with glee>

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 18:24:08

Yes Raah, I read it in the Sun (so probably bollocks), I think it said he is doing it with Maria!

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 18:25:18

Not since Nasty Nick in BB1 will a man be so hated now.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 18:25:46

^ ignore the fact that makes no sense grammatically. YKWIM.

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 18:25:54

You can imagine that hissy fit though, can't you Sue? I bet he was begging for his Nan, and speed dialling Gary, not knowing the phone had been chucked!

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 18:27:04

And he had the big row with the Hard Faced Shania one, who looks like she's seen a few bar fights in her time.
It's bloody marve grin

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 18:27:07

Well, she's one of the few left that hasn't been given the push,*Miss*.Glad to see the back of Frankie,though.

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 18:27:56

I wonder if he will be dropped from the tour?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 18:31:15

Oh,I hope so. It will serve him right. Did Cockwomble get to go on tour?I can't remember....

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