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X Factor FINAL: Kick NF in The Baubles, Give Shitz Her Meds, Let's Vote for Chowmein or Pinhead

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I would like to see NF do please release me, with Borelow. Just to be ironic

LadyBeagleBaublesandBells Sat 08-Dec-12 19:55:36

I will vote for the first time ever for Chowmein, because he's a lovely boy...
<maternal> and to try and keep Nanfucker out.
I haven't voted ever since Will won Pop Idol.

Jellykat Sat 08-Dec-12 19:58:04

Evening ladies

I'm tea and After eight handed, so good to go..

KatieSantaPawskitty Sat 08-Dec-12 19:58:31

Flaming sofa ads.

Two on the trot.

Who's buying all these sofas with the massive big round seat on them anyway?

MsElleTow Sat 08-Dec-12 19:59:13

I want a new sofa, DH won't let me!

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sat 08-Dec-12 19:59:25

Oh good, Emile Sande. We've not heard much from her recently...

KatieSantaPawskitty Sat 08-Dec-12 20:00:09

Tonight's show is two hours long! confused

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sat 08-Dec-12 20:00:22

Oi Boffles. They'll Go Home in a VT, won't they? Ddid Liverpool turn out for NanFucker? Did you?

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 08-Dec-12 20:00:28

dH just walked in and said 'so, two songs from Nanfucker then?' We have mumsnetted him!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 08-Dec-12 20:00:31


Jellykat Sat 08-Dec-12 20:00:42

People with very very large bums? Katie

Katie those sofas are farcking awful aren't they?

Emeli Sande, the most overworked article since Kerry Katona's nose retired.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 08-Dec-12 20:01:49

Oh, Sue- Nanfucker took a ferry across the mersey,and everything. Sadly,it didn't sink.

LineysChristmasNamey Sat 08-Dec-12 20:02:11

DS just called him Nanfucker.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sat 08-Dec-12 20:02:25

We've already had waaaaaay too many shots of the fuckers doing the Praying Hands

GreenyEyes Sat 08-Dec-12 20:02:47

So is one act going tonight then?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 08-Dec-12 20:03:00

how old is your ds Liney- <prays he's over 7>

LineysChristmasNamey Sat 08-Dec-12 20:03:08

Is Dermot allowed to win it?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 08-Dec-12 20:03:20


just no.

Oh, god I've been up since 4am, I can't stay awake until 10 unless I find whatever Shitz gets hold of sharpish.

I would love it if they would set up a live link between the studio and Simon Cowell's house as the results are read out- just to see his face defy the botox if Nanfucker wins.

MissMogwi Sat 08-Dec-12 20:03:29


SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sat 08-Dec-12 20:03:35

Did h? 'cross the Merseeeeee?

I would like him to win, then be beaten by the Hillsborough song. To show what L'pool think of him

Wtf is Dermie at? twat.

LineysChristmasNamey Sat 08-Dec-12 20:03:44

Oh he's 14, don't worry about him. Urban youth and all that.

BOFingSanta Sat 08-Dec-12 20:03:55

Hurrah! Here we go...

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 08-Dec-12 20:03:56

Do have a soft spot for Dermot dancing

HassledHasASledge Sat 08-Dec-12 20:04:06

I can't believe it's come to this. 100 years ago, when this series first started, we were all bright eyed and bushy-tailed, confident there would be some talent. We're left with NanFucker, Slightly Too Weird Guy and At Least He Can Sing A Bit Guy. Tragic.

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