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SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sat 01-Dec-12 18:59:40

Nanfucker singing Josh Groban AND Mickey Bubbles!

<scares self>

LineRunner Sat 01-Dec-12 21:59:28

MmeLindor We wrote the track list for that!

Don't Let My Nan Go Down On Me [she's still got her teeth in]
My Nan Is On Fire
Gimmer Gimmer Gimmer My Nan After Midnight
These Are A Few Of My Favourite Nans
Knowing Me Knowing Nan
Don't You Wish Your Nana Was Hot Like Mine
Hey - You - Get Off Of My Nan

AllSnowballsAndNoKnickers Sat 01-Dec-12 22:00:18

Funniest thing of the day Mme - thank you grin grin grin

AllSnowballsAndNoKnickers Sat 01-Dec-12 22:01:07

Oh ffs line - excuse me whilst I choke on my cheese and crackers! grin

AllSnowballsAndNoKnickers Sat 01-Dec-12 22:04:25

Can't help feeling these people probably woudn't like this thread!


LineRunner Sat 01-Dec-12 22:04:40

There are loads from the threads, AllSnowball. Must be tonnes more.

And he actually sang FerNANdo on Abba week. Couldn't make it up.

qazxc Sun 02-Dec-12 09:42:26

I have an awful sinking feeling that nanfucker is going to win this and we are going to be stuck with his twattness as a christmas number one, and then an album, and wheeled back on next year. WIBU to disown anyone who buys me a nanfucker album or single as a christmas present?

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 10:04:31

It was DENTURE wish your Granny was hot like mine. Genius.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 02-Dec-12 10:36:20

qazxc- the timing of the final means that even if Nanfucker gets to number one the following week, there's still every possibility of there being a different number one. If the final had been the following week, then it might been number one in the Christmas chart. So there is hope. grin he seems the type to throw a proper diva strop when his single fails to chart.

yanbu to disown anyone who even thinks a Nanfucker album would be a good idea. I don't think Cowell is keen on him, so there won't be too much support behind him, I don't think. fingers crossed

Anyway, the Hillsborough single is released on the 17th. The smart money is thatgrin

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 02-Dec-12 10:37:22

I sure do think a lotgrin

MerryLindor Sun 02-Dec-12 10:56:17

Genius, Sue. Genius.

qazxc Sun 02-Dec-12 12:05:39

maybe we should plan a rage against the machine type coup in case Nanfucker wins. Any ideas what song we could all download to thwart the fucker?

I think it should be Fernando. That would be so fitting.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 16:55:33

I think NanFcukers success is already down to that exact plan qazxc. It's a thing already.

noddyholder Sun 02-Dec-12 16:59:19

All of ds's mates are voting for baked bean maloney in their droves. They think its hilarious!

NanFucker Sun 02-Dec-12 19:03:02

Sue shock shock shock did you just write the equivalent of 'flamin' or 'flippin'?????????

come on sweetie, it's FUCKER. Try again grin

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 02-Dec-12 19:29:17

Evening. Now, before I get settled, are we staying here or is there going to be a new thread?

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 19:50:32

No, dulling, i am sausage of finger and shite of typing. I NEVER faux-swear.
Cunting all the way, here.

New thread then, for the mobile peoples? Or how they do moan.Who will do the honours?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 02-Dec-12 19:52:19


LineRunner Sun 02-Dec-12 19:52:35

Oh go aaawwwn, Sue.

MsElleTow Sun 02-Dec-12 19:53:51

G'wan Sue!

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 19:54:30

No. I did one yesterday. AND last week you slackers.
Someone else.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 02-Dec-12 19:57:31

I've done LOADS

<sits on hands.
plus I can't think of owt witty


Shall I do the honors?

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 02-Dec-12 19:57:47


JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 02-Dec-12 20:00:21

Nanfucker, Shits, Pinhead and Chowmein

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