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X Factor RESULTS! Unsuitable Gran-based filth and scurrilous speculation all round.

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SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 18-Nov-12 19:38:35

Entry is priced at one pun grin

Do we have predictions for the bottom two? I'm saying <drum roll>...

Ella and NanFucker. Surely to god, it must be Nanfucker.

TacticalWheelbarrow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:15:44

greenyeyes shock grin it all makes sense now...

orangeone Sun 18-Nov-12 20:15:56

Olly = just enough of Essex to be a guilty pleasure.

Rylan = too much Essex....

ssd Sun 18-Nov-12 20:15:57

he needs to give those braces a rest

LottieJenkins Sun 18-Nov-12 20:15:57

I love Olly he is one of those who came second and has had a better career!

Jellykat Sun 18-Nov-12 20:16:04

Honeydragon Its in his thighs i swear!

tigerdriverII Sun 18-Nov-12 20:16:12

Why is O Murs' shirt see-thru?

KiteyDelighty Sun 18-Nov-12 20:16:13

Have decided I would let Mr Murs be my YUNG MAAN...

That's a bit sad isn't it?

SinisterBuggyMonth Sun 18-Nov-12 20:16:15

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startwig1982 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:16:20

Got to love a bit of Ollie Murs! His weird leg dancing thing is so cool.

BadgersBottom Sun 18-Nov-12 20:16:32

I'd like to loathe Olly Murs but it'd be like loathing a particularly thick looking kitten wouldn't it.

squishyotter Sun 18-Nov-12 20:17:03

Olly is GORGE !

GreenyEyes Sun 18-Nov-12 20:17:05

Has he shit himself or something?

Why is he swinging his legs around all over t'shop?

TacticalWheelbarrow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:17:05

louiswalsh not unless he googles nanfucker! grin

MsElleTow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:17:55

Fucking hell, he gets on my wick with his love for his Nan shit! My nan was 89 when she died, she did her own shopping till she got dementia at 84! His nan is only just over 70iirc, FFS!

BadgersBottom Sun 18-Nov-12 20:18:00

I'm not sure there IS a rational explanation to the 'nanfucker' thing. It probably came about because the stupid fuck is always banging on about his nan and how much he loves her and owes everything to her and would be nothing without her and on and on and on and on until everyone pukes up and passes out!

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:18:04

grin at Greeny

squishyotter Sun 18-Nov-12 20:18:16


LadyBeagle Sun 18-Nov-12 20:18:46

I think it was Bof that started it.
It came from when he dragged his Nan on to all the initial additions and wept about how much he loved her, and how he was doing it all for her.
[puke emoticon].

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:18:48


BloominMarvellous Sun 18-Nov-12 20:19:07

Nanfuckers is getting a few sneaky calls in before the break ends!!!

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:19:17

I reckon they should give us that competition prize for watching this shit. We must be the entire audience by now.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:19:20

Nanfucker He mentions in every vt that he loves his Nan. It is creepy. We suspect he's really done her in, and wears her clothes, Psycho-stylee. He has buried her in his basement. There are lots of spare 'Nans'.

MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 20:19:33

Oh, Nanfucker is Christopher. Cause he loves his Nan so much.

Hating Olly would be cruel. He would not understand the haterz.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 18-Nov-12 20:20:26

Just read Fail story. He's spent most of his life shopping for his Nan. How much stuff does she need already?

cardibach Sun 18-Nov-12 20:20:51

I'm here tonight. RL intervened yesterday and I had to go out and get enormously pissed. Have caught up today, though. Still traumatised by Nanfucker's laser eyes...

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