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X Factor RESULTS! Unsuitable Gran-based filth and scurrilous speculation all round.

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SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 18-Nov-12 19:38:35

Entry is priced at one pun grin

Do we have predictions for the bottom two? I'm saying <drum roll>...

Ella and NanFucker. Surely to god, it must be Nanfucker.

lisad123 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:10:15

No baby no

MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 20:10:25

She is a GENIUS, That There Sue.

TacticalWheelbarrow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:10:40

I really want James Arthur or jahmene to win because they would bring something different to the pot.
As much as Ella is lovely I can't help but think it's been done before.
Rylan is entertaining but not a singer, he would be good getting a job as a tv presenter after.
Chris Maloney scares me hmm.

BloominMarvellous Sun 18-Nov-12 20:10:52

Oh I remember the laser eyes on nanfuckers performance!! Creepy!!!!

MyFartsSmellofDeath Sun 18-Nov-12 20:11:06

I have been given permission to have sex with James Arthur's voice. LOVE HIM

squishyotter Sun 18-Nov-12 20:11:22


Christopher didn't buy Tulisa's album


I'm starting to enjoy Christopher [Grin]

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 18-Nov-12 20:11:40

Nanfucker was Bof. It could have been me, I admit, but it was Bof.

ssd Sun 18-Nov-12 20:11:41

eh? well who is nan then?

orangeone Sun 18-Nov-12 20:11:47

Random conversation with Dad today at childrens birthday party I was at today involved him noting that's since he's become a father he no longer goes out on the piss on a Saturday night but instead is stuck in watching the x factor. What was more sad was the highlight apparently was watching with the remote control in his hand waiting to press pause if and when shitsinger fell out of 'that' dress last night.....

Jellykat Sun 18-Nov-12 20:12:05

Heard Nanfucker on Sara Coxs show earlier, he really really is a tit of gigantic preportions!

lisad123 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:12:28

I'm not keen on Jahmene , would rather James win, he at least in talented and humble. Ella is just starting to get on my wick!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:12:55

'humans of the uk'

as opposed to?

sailorsgal Sun 18-Nov-12 20:13:13

Rylan and nanfucker in the bottom two. its like groundhog day grin

GreenyEyes Sun 18-Nov-12 20:13:28

He just really really loves his nan. Too much.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 18-Nov-12 20:13:35

Did Shitz just thank all the Humans in the UK for voting? As opposed to? Cats, hamsters, worms, aliens?

lisad123 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:14:06

Stry about link to daily fail but here makes me laugh, he sucks, think he needs to learn that and quickly

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:14:14

Good god - next year it could be Nanfucker in the guest spot...

GreenyEyes Sun 18-Nov-12 20:14:15

Ah bless Olly. Little thicko Olly

Hello, thanks for the invite mme.

Olly Murs, like or loathe? His songs are cack but love those trousers.

HoneyDragon Sun 18-Nov-12 20:14:28

I think I need to have sex with olly murrs a little bit but I don't know why

TacticalWheelbarrow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:14:48

Can someone explain the nanfucker thing to me pretty please. smile

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 18-Nov-12 20:14:52

Raah xd post

BadgersBottom Sun 18-Nov-12 20:15:37

Shitz is the new Sharon! She used to be gubbed silly - gurning and grinning and looking like she was on an express ride to Pluto!

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:15:40

Just read the Fail story. Nanfucker was bullied at school - here's hoping he doesn't stumble across this thread...

BloominMarvellous Sun 18-Nov-12 20:15:42

I love Ollie, not a fan of this song though.

Honey I agree, I think he'd be pretty good!!!

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