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X Factor RESULTS! Unsuitable Gran-based filth and scurrilous speculation all round.

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SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 18-Nov-12 19:38:35

Entry is priced at one pun grin

Do we have predictions for the bottom two? I'm saying <drum roll>...

Ella and NanFucker. Surely to god, it must be Nanfucker.

Its the same reason a Cheryl Cole liked Cher Lloyd- scoping out the competition to ensure no one better than them nicks their fans.

Clever really, that's why Dullisa "loved" MK1 who were utter crap, but made N-Dubz look like talented artists, and why Wand Erection say they love Union J.

See, these pop tarts do have brains. They are sneaky feckers.

CarliH Tue 20-Nov-12 14:55:59

Thanks for sharing my blog MmeLindor! There's more muppety goodness where that came from in my latest post about this weekend's shows :D

BadgersBottom Tue 20-Nov-12 17:44:16

I bloody love that blog!

BOFingSanta Tue 20-Nov-12 17:51:49

It's excellent grin

we3kingsoforientRaahh Tue 20-Nov-12 20:09:20

I love that blog .

This, about Ell, really made me pmsl

You have to remind yourself: She's only 16. It's not her fault. It's like an illness.

But I am getting very upset by all the Muppet/nanfucker comparisonssad Leave the Muppets alone- they are a talented bunchgrin.

BOFingSanta Tue 20-Nov-12 20:30:19

I used to have a Fozzie Bear cuddly toy. It's been soiled for me now sad

we3kingsoforientRaahh Tue 20-Nov-12 20:51:21

Ralf, the piano playing dog, was my favourite.


'Pii-iiiiiigs iiiiiiin SP-AAAAAAACE'


curse you,Nanfucker- you childhood-memory ruining threat to the Elderlygrin

GreenyEyes Fri 23-Nov-12 23:02:50


I'm watching Graham Norton and the Bubbles is on there. He's being all charming and funny, and he's made me actually chuckle. Twice.

I may not survive the night.

BOFingSanta Fri 23-Nov-12 23:24:09

I now love him. Wasn't that Bono story brilliant?

GreenyEyes Fri 23-Nov-12 23:30:16

Boffy my jaw actually dropped at the punchline to the Bono story - ace!

BOFingSanta Fri 23-Nov-12 23:46:47

Is this a good opportunity to post this?. Scroll down, ladies, scroll down...

GreenyEyes Sat 24-Nov-12 08:11:48

Who is that??

And why is he smuggling sausages??

GreenyEyes Sat 24-Nov-12 08:12:18

I can see his religion

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 24-Nov-12 08:18:07

That, Greeny, is a young BROOOOOOOOOOOOCE. And I would. Lots. I STILL would. Yesterday I was cleaning my kitchen to Mr Bruce and it was mental images like that that spurred me on, I can tells ya.

WHAAAAT re the Bubbles? MICKEY Bubbles? Serial killer and Shitter in Boxes?
Linkage or I believe not.

GreenyEyes Sat 24-Nov-12 08:21:44


I thought it was going to be Young Styles or summat!!

How have I not seen that pic before? And who knew he was Jewish?!

Yes it was the Psycho-Bubbles on Graham
Norton Off to DC swim lessons now but will try linky later

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 24-Nov-12 11:10:14

Its MoTown/Abba week this week.

Each act will get to murder 2 songs each (probably more, in case of Jive BunnyRylan- has he actually sung one song straight through yet?)

Nanfucker has been saying he 'deserves to be there'. And he believes he can wingrinshock If he does, he will scare small children with his laser stare. Be afraid, people, be very afraid...

Be funny to watch Dullisa being a spare wheel on the panelgrin

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 24-Nov-12 12:03:19

Why Motown/Abba ? WHat a bloody odd combo.
Or not, when you think they want to suit Chowmein and Rylan.

BrianAndHisBalls Sat 24-Nov-12 12:28:16

god i hate abba. actually let me put my coat on...

NanFucker Sat 24-Nov-12 12:29:33

that's better grin

any gossip this week that i've missed??

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 24-Nov-12 12:31:15

Something in the Fail Sidebar of Shame - Jan Moir calling Dullisa a chav who lives her life on Twatter. I haven't seen anything else.

OH, I did - Nanfucker saying that he was poor because of loans he'd taken out previously and not being paid to go on XF. His Nan was concerned.

NanFucker Sat 24-Nov-12 12:32:30

hard one, who to hate more Jan Moir or Dullisa? It's got to be Moir surely.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 24-Nov-12 12:35:50

I dunno. I really hate Dullisa.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 24-Nov-12 13:35:18

I watched GN on the iplayer. Bubbles was LOVELY <spits>. All a front, to lure you to the basement?
And not as good looking as I remember. Which oddly makes him nicer. Fucksakes, we'll have to hate someone else.

I also now get the relevance of the Broooooooce pic. Not that I was questioning a cock pic on the XF fred, they're always welcome, non?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 24-Nov-12 14:18:25

yep- Motown and Abba are perfect for Chowmein and JiveBunny. Can you imagine Ella doing'Mamma Mia'- like a requiemmass?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 24-Nov-12 14:19:06

ggrrrr- I really need to sort out my space bar...

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