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Oh Heston. Just give it a rest

(50 Posts)
Sparklingbrook Tue 06-Nov-12 21:22:25

Anyone else watching him poncing about with food unnecessarily? hmm Sausages that look like tomatoes. he is now putting egg yolk in a condom.

Sparklingbrook Tue 06-Nov-12 21:23:30

Egg in a balloon boiled for an hour. Yum

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream Tue 06-Nov-12 21:24:11

I am now after seeing this thread. I just saw a load of white and yellow gunk come out of a pink thing. Wtf was that?

Sparklingbrook Tue 06-Nov-12 21:26:06

It was a balloon silly SPs. The condom didn't work you see. he is winding me up but I am too lazy to get out of bed and find the remote.

Oh and 'Merry Pringles'-that advert is winding me up too, angry

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream Tue 06-Nov-12 21:27:41

I was watching bring it on last night on channel 5 and at every break it said 5 bring the movies and Pringles bring the snacks.

So many ad breaks on channel 5!

Oh a balloon. I should have known grin

Oodthunkit Tue 06-Nov-12 21:29:50

Ooh forgot this was on. I quite like his extreme stuff probably cos I don't like proper food

Sparklingbrook Tue 06-Nov-12 21:29:52

I thought that SPs so many ads. Oh no what's he going to do with this cereal? hmm

jessiegee Tue 06-Nov-12 21:32:15

Heston stop now. Really.

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream Tue 06-Nov-12 21:32:31

A big shreddie with cereal in it.

<useful>

Sparklingbrook Tue 06-Nov-12 21:32:54

It's just yawn now isn't it jessie. sad

PoppadomPreach Tue 06-Nov-12 21:33:51

Totally agree. He is becoming a parody of himself.

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream Tue 06-Nov-12 21:34:07

I went to school with twins. They looked just like Heston

TaggieCampbellBlack Tue 06-Nov-12 21:34:48

I'm liking it. It looks like fun.

Such fun!

Sparklingbrook Tue 06-Nov-12 21:35:36

Heston. Nobody gives a shiny shite about your ludicrous breakfast. angry

TaggieCampbellBlack Tue 06-Nov-12 21:35:48

I'm also quite enjoying it when it doesn't work.

KenDoddsDadsDog Tue 06-Nov-12 21:35:55

He looks like an egg in a condom

Sparklingbrook Tue 06-Nov-12 21:36:17

Richard Hammond may as well have done this.......

AlphabetiSpaghetti Tue 06-Nov-12 21:36:33

I've stopped watching. It's just too daft. Just eat a regular breakfast ffs!

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream Tue 06-Nov-12 21:36:34

He's just ruining breakfast. It's fine as it is. It doesn't need playing with.

He should go back to little chef

Sparklingbrook Tue 06-Nov-12 21:37:21

he's trying to make it all highbrow and educational now. hmm

AlphabetiSpaghetti Tue 06-Nov-12 21:38:01

He better not come over here and fiddle with my crunchy nut cornflakes. I'll boil him up in a giant egg shell.

vintageviolets Tue 06-Nov-12 21:38:19

My god fathers, I can't stand the little worm faced poncy "ooh look at my spinach shitty ice cream" twatty prick.

Glad I'm not alone.

<gets a caution for punching Heston in real life>

TaggieCampbellBlack Tue 06-Nov-12 21:38:53

I'm still quite liking it.

Sparklingbrook Tue 06-Nov-12 21:38:57

This is like CBBC or something. confused

usualsuspect3 Tue 06-Nov-12 21:39:49

He's poncey mcfucking ponce.

I can't watch him.

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