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MyFartsSmellofDeath Fri 19-Oct-12 20:40:08

Just wondering who was looking after all the kids when Christian and Syed had their first dance. they put their daughter to bed then went out... hardly good parenting. Amy and kamil went missing too

StopPickingYourNose Sat 08-Dec-12 00:17:58

I like Fatboy he is a funny guy. Poppy is annoying.
It isn't Derek. His style is more likely to be wham bam thank you mam. He would take pleasure in getting what he wanted and thendestroying and humiliating Kat because that is the type of tw4tface he is.

NotQuitePerfect Sat 08-Dec-12 00:00:14

Please it HAS to be Derek! I can't bear Max making his dysfunctional family even more toxic! Poor Lauren & Abbie ( pretty much the only nice people in EE, along with Fatboy & Poppy )

StopPickingYourNose Fri 07-Dec-12 19:27:15

Sinister - ""LAAYDEESE LOVE A BIT OF THE OLD ROHMAAANCE DUNT THEY?!"" Kat ain't no lady - shesa more like a TomCat! Dribbling Derek ain't the type to do romasnce. Itsnot him!

NotQuitePerfect Wed 05-Dec-12 15:38:41

Yes you are right sinister that made uncomfortable viewing (the manhandling).

I'm guessing it's difficult to strike a balance between the normalising of the manhandling of women and keeping dramatic integrity. Those shaved monkeys (Phil & Jack) would, sadly, behave in that way I believe.

Glad that Shirl's a match for them both!

whatkungfuthat Wed 05-Dec-12 13:14:20

Sounds like Tiff is going to return with a new head

SinisterBuggyMonth Wed 05-Dec-12 11:00:52

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MrsBucketxx Wed 05-Dec-12 09:04:31

shirlys hair looked good too for a change.

do we think ava will come into the frame more?

NotQuitePerfect Wed 05-Dec-12 09:02:17

Allegedly she has a big part in the play at the school she's been attending near to the prison where Bianca was incarcerated. They mentioned it then moved on in a split second. Gawd knows who isvmesnt to be looking after her.

You see -my cat could write it! grin

And as for Kat's 'busy day' - buying a tub of olives & a cheap photo frame! Alfie are you STUPID hmm

Thought the conversation (shouting) between Shirl/Phil/Lola/Sharon/Jack was quite good last night tho - at last a bit of passion, recrimination, guilt & realisation! Can they keep it up though hmm?

MisselthwaiteManor Wed 05-Dec-12 06:37:48

does anyone know where Tiffany is? Bianca and everyone came back but no Tiffany and no mention of her confused

SinisterBuggyMonth Mon 03-Dec-12 01:20:15

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confuddledDOTcom Mon 03-Dec-12 01:08:12

I think Derek could turn on the charm (albeit sleazy charm!) if he wanted to. I am avoiding the images but I do think it is him.

SantaIAmSoFuckingRock Mon 03-Dec-12 00:48:20

hmm, the message she got with the candle does sound a bit like derek and not at all like max or jack. it said something like, "put the candle in the window and i'll come a knocking" cant see max or jack saying that.

SinisterBuggyMonth Mon 03-Dec-12 00:42:38

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SantaIAmSoFuckingRock Sun 02-Dec-12 21:49:32

it cant be derek. it just cant be. that imagery is just too harsh for my brain to process.

i've said all along i think it is max and when i think back, wasn't it max who rented a room before for his secret liasons with Tanya when they were still keeping quiet about their back-togetherness? wasn't he still with vanessa then?

WhatTheFookIsGangnamStyle Sun 02-Dec-12 21:05:06

Not necessarily but it's deffo not a Derek thing.


Blondeshavemorefun Sun 02-Dec-12 18:56:57

excalty, thats a girl thing - lipstick and flowers smile

WhatTheFookIsGangnamStyle Sun 02-Dec-12 15:32:32

I can't see Kat getting it on with Derek. He is vile. I can't see him writing on mirrors with lippy and spending his money on gifts for her, or putting petals on a bed for her.

whatkungfuthat Sun 02-Dec-12 15:21:17

I reckon it's Derek but I'd rather it was Jack. I'm not keen on Kat but the thought of Derek actually humping makes me vom.

WhatTheFookIsGangnamStyle Sun 02-Dec-12 15:11:03

Why couldn't Kat just be happy with Alfie and Tommy?! Maybe it's not a Branning at all. Where is Michael these days?

SantaIAmSoFuckingRock Sun 02-Dec-12 14:07:59

"a sleazy Kat Sandwich with Branning Sauce!"


too much imagery there!


SinisterBuggyMonth Sun 02-Dec-12 12:07:06

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MrsTomHardy Sat 01-Dec-12 23:25:34

I stopped watching 2 weeks ago....I cannot stand Joey or Derek!!!

DudeIAmSoFuckingRock Sat 01-Dec-12 12:40:10

i think derek is just dead against either of his children having a partner. he is a controlling maniac and cant cope with either of them farting without him knowing about it.

tanya wont stand up to him because derek will go to the police and say lauren was driving and will also tell max about lauren and joey. tanya and lauren know max will probably try and kill joey if he found out so they dont want this to happen.

BTW has anyone else noticed just how many eastenders seem to be qualified to work in the salon? did tanya ever do any sort of course before she opened up?

sheeplikessleep Sat 01-Dec-12 12:28:37

I thought I saw on front of TV mags when I was in a rush the other day ...

Picture of Tanya and Lauren with headline about devastation or something on one mag cover

Then on another mag, headline about how Alfie kills Kats lover (something about revenge) by hit and run

In that split second I saw it, I assumed it was Max? (Who I think is the most plausible given track record and that he seems a bit 'sheepish' at moment).

...I could have imagined it ...

whatkungfuthat Fri 30-Nov-12 06:44:03

They heavily hinted at Max last night. I suppose it will be Derek's turn tonight.

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