X-FACTOR!- Finally, it is judges' house stage- and the return of Chezza!

[RaahhisOrangeandGold]

Song list for the acts is apparently:

Boys (Nicole Shitsinger with Ne-Yo):
James Arthur - 'I Can't Make You Love Me' by Bonnie Raitt
Nathan Fagan-Gayle - 'Beautiful Monster' by Ne-Yo
Adam Burridge - 'SOS' by Abba
Jake Quickenden - 'Back for Good' by Take That
Rylan Clark - 'We Found Love' by Rihanna
Jahmene Douglas - 'Titanium' by David Guetta

Groups (Louis Walsh with Sharon Osbourne):
Times Red - 'Ain't No Sunshine'/'Let's Get It Started'
Mitsotu - 'Hey Ya' by Outkast
MK1 - 'Just Be Good To Me' by Professor Green
Union J - 'Call Me Maybe' by Carly Rae Jepsen
Poisonous Twins - 'Freak Like Me' by Sugababes
Duke - 'The Way You Make Me Feel' by Michael Jackson
GMD3 - 'Bless the Broken Road' by Rascal Flatts

Girls (Tulisa Contostavlos with Tinie Tempah):
Jade Ellis - 'Stand By Me' by Ben E King
Amy Mottram - 'Read All About It' by Emeli Sandé
Leanne Robinson - 'Hurt' by Christina Aquilera
Jade Collins - 'It Must Have Been Love' by Roxette
Lucy Spraggan - 'I Will Always Love You' by Whitney Houston
Ella Henderson - 'I Won't Give Up' by Jason Mraz

Overs (Gary Barlow with Cheryl Cole):
Carolynne Poole - 'When You Say Nothing At All' by Ronan Keating
Nicola Marie - 'Tragedy' by Steps
Brad Shackleton - 'The Final Countdown' by Europe
Melanie Masson - 'Everytime You Go Away' by Paul Young
Kye Sones - 'Payphone' by Maroon 5
Chris Maloney - 'All Out of Love' by Jagged Edge


Some shockers in there- and surely 'Tragedy' is by the Bee gees?

Final Countdown?????


Vodka/bingo cards at the ready....

[RaahhisOrangeandGold]

I can't imagine Lucy doing 'i will always love you'

[HaveALittleFaith]

Marks spot. Will be back later :)

[SuePurblybilt]

It'll be a fecking Tragedy when that wan has a pop at it, fo'shizzle. She is all bulgy and shouty. Just no.

Some non-songs in there alright - that 'We found love' is just a repeated phrase isn't it? Or are there verses that I've blanked out?

[SuePurblybilt]

And Vicky Wood Lite doing Whitney?

Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be.......out of my depth.

[SoleSource]

Evening each, see yow @ 8 :)

[SuperB0F]

Oh, here you are! I've just seen another fred- shall I invite them over here? This one is a bit bigger.

[SuePurblybilt]

Come on Boffles, do keep up

[RaahhisOrangeandGold]

I may be challenged to a duel

Sue made me do it!

[SuperB0F]

[SuePurblybilt]

Ah, it was bad timing, you both started them at the same minute.

[NettoSuperstar]

I'll be watching, obv.
Having stoopid lung isshoos so might not post so much.
Do please comment on bad outfits/hair for me to laugh at

[RaahhisOrangeandGold]

It is xfactor baby, DD2's 2nd birthday, and dh is on nights. i feel a bit emotional, and may be vair drunk by the time this starts for a change

it's odd to see louis with a half decent category. I've got used to him having the rejects overs.

[SuePurblybilt]

Oh, Raah, she's TWO? How did that happen? It seems like last year we were deciding to call her Simone.

[LotsofDots]

What time do we begin?

Raah, my new nephew was born this morning! Xfactor baby no 2!

[RaahhisOrangeandGold]

Sue i know

All the years are merging into one long stream of shit telly....

[YouBrokeMySmoulder]

I was at school with one of the overs. Didn't know him though as he was a bit of a rugby lad and I wasn't, obviously.

[RaahhisOrangeandGold]

yay!Lots- that's lovely!

[SuePurblybilt]

Lots, will they call him Bazza, for us? Or Wagner.

YY to the stream of shit telly. I've been talking to imaginary friends, once a week, for the entire Autumn/Winter since 2008 .And great fun it has been.

[Tuttutitlookslikerain]

Shows how much attention I paid last week, I was convinced Hayley Evetts went through!

I am here in my onesie, pissed off to the hilt because Goldsmiths the fecking jewellers have ruined my eternity ring!

[SuePurblybilt]

Tuttut, get ye to aibu and start a CUNTING GOLDSMITHS thread
See if it eases the pain.

[Tuttutitlookslikerain]

I've started one in legal Sue.

I only took it in to be resized. They smashed 2 fucking stones, and replaced them with something that looks like it should have come out have Claire's accessorises!

[LotsofDots]

Gah, that's awful tutut.

sadly, nephew has already been named with a non xfactor name. Disappointment all round. However, He's v cute. I get to see him on Thursday, can't wait for some new baby cuddles!

What time does the torture show begin tonight?

[SuePurblybilt]

8pm till nine FIFTY.
Gor blimey.

[LotsofDots]

Good lord. That's time for a lot of advert breaks.

[SuePurblybilt]

and plenty of time for sob stories and shit singing too. Win.