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X-FACTOR - Judges' Houses. Show me the Barlow Bedroom!

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SayCoolNowSayWhip · 01/10/2011 16:31

Shagpile?

Nuff said.

Ahem. What horrific display will ShittyKitty put on tonight?

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deemented · 01/10/2011 16:39

Who's ShittyKitty?

And in a sort of related topic, i had a rather bizzarre dream last night where i made Lemon Merainge cupcakes for Gary Barlow, because he asked me to. I don't even fancy Gary Barlow.

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SayCoolNowSayWhip · 01/10/2011 16:42

ShittyKitty is Kitty, the fake blonde drama queen who did the most ridiculous shaky flappy hands and hysterical crying thing when she got through boot camp last week and is just generally up herself and extremely annoying.

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deemented · 01/10/2011 16:43

Ahhh... yes. Her. Me no likey. She came across as a bit of a twat fool, didn't she?

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LeBOF · 01/10/2011 16:44

Reporting for shagging duty. I hope my broadband holds up- it's been patchy today.

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SayCoolNowSayWhip · 01/10/2011 16:55

Indeed, deemented!

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CestTout · 01/10/2011 16:58

Marking place for later!

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curlyredhair · 01/10/2011 16:59

v. disappointed, but my colleague met Gary Barlow this week and says he's really boring and an old man.

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MmeLindor. · 01/10/2011 17:09

Hoping our guests leave in time

What time is kick off?

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HazeltheMcWitch · 01/10/2011 17:09

Marking my place for later. Am very happy as am not being FORCED to be sociable with RL people tonight, so can stay in with my tv and my laptop where I belong.

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LadyBeagleEyes · 01/10/2011 17:51

Who's Sian who's been kicked out because she had a criminal record, which I heard about on This Morning.

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EmmaRoyd · 01/10/2011 18:36

Which one is Sian? I don't know any of their real names just the evil nicknames we give them.

I saw this years xfactor drugs 'scandal' in the paper. Frankie chlamydia admits to smoking dope. Zzzzz

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Notquitegrownup · 01/10/2011 18:39

Ah - saw Sian on Yahoo last week. It was all quite sad really - she got into a fight aged 16, accepted a caution, then five years later or whatever, couldn't get a visa to go to Kelly's house in the US, so had to withdraw.

Can't remember what she sang, but she had very memorable eyebrows!

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LeBOF · 01/10/2011 18:41

Ooh, I haven't seen any of that scandal! I've been convalesung today to the entire series of Pride And Prejudice, so I am all full of Colin Firth's burgeoning erection. Happy days.

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LadyBeagleEyes · 01/10/2011 18:46

How are you LeBOF, and have you had a fag yet?
And which one the fuck was Sian?

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LeBOF · 01/10/2011 18:48

Ah, ot was more serious than that: from the x factor site-

"24-year-old Sian was jailed for two months in 2009 for affray and was unable to get a US visa to join judge Kelly Rowland in Miami, meaning she had to leave the competition."

Blush

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SuePurblybilt · 01/10/2011 18:52

Give 'em up Boffles, they're not good for the puppy.

Am here, reporting for duty.

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LeBOF · 01/10/2011 19:08

Blame the older dog, Pepper, Sue. She's been on 'em for years.

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SjuperWolef · 01/10/2011 19:15

ello loadies ive got my barry lovin eyes on and a bar of chocolate to see me thru, roll on judges houses!

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LikeACandleButNotQuite · 01/10/2011 19:18

Dominos on order, wont be here till the first break....cant wait to see the houses!

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MmeLindor. · 01/10/2011 19:20

'for affray' wtf does that mean?

BOF put the fags away

Guests left. Hurrah for small children with early bedtimes. Although their youngest was a right little madam. With LOUD american shrieeeeeeeeky voice.

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ilove · 01/10/2011 19:25

Anyone got any Wine spare? I drank mine during Strictly!!! Thanks

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LikeACandleButNotQuite · 01/10/2011 19:26

You can have one of mine, Wine ilove im on the CocaCola

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SuePurblybilt · 01/10/2011 19:29

Such has been the stress of intensive DIY and birthday-ing, I am back on the sauce. G&T here.

I am starting my own Bingo, played alongside the usual. Everytime they get the breathy Irish girl to sing breathy Irish songs (Corrs, Damien Rice, Cranberries), I am downing it.

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SuePurblybilt · 01/10/2011 19:31

Shitty Kitty has annoyed me already.

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toddlerama · 01/10/2011 19:31

"For affray" means she was one of 2 or more people fighting in public

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