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X-FACTOR - Judges' Houses. Show me the Barlow Bedroom!

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SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 01-Oct-11 16:31:12

Shagpile?

Nuff said.

Ahem. What horrific display will ShittyKitty put on tonight?

deemented Sat 01-Oct-11 16:39:06

Who's ShittyKitty?

And in a sort of related topic, i had a rather bizzarre dream last night where i made Lemon Merainge cupcakes for Gary Barlow, because he asked me to. I don't even fancy Gary Barlow.

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 01-Oct-11 16:42:13

ShittyKitty is Kitty, the fake blonde drama queen who did the most ridiculous shaky flappy hands and hysterical crying thing when she got through boot camp last week and is just generally up herself and extremely annoying.

deemented Sat 01-Oct-11 16:43:30

Ahhh... yes. Her. Me no likey. She came across as a bit of a twat fool, didn't she?

LeBOF Sat 01-Oct-11 16:44:53

Reporting for shagging duty. I hope my broadband holds up- it's been patchy today.

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 01-Oct-11 16:55:09

Indeed, deemented!

<Waves at LeBof>

CestTout Sat 01-Oct-11 16:58:27

Marking place for later!

curlyredhair Sat 01-Oct-11 16:59:00

v. disappointed, but my colleague met Gary Barlow this week and says he's really boring and an old man.

MmeLindor. Sat 01-Oct-11 17:09:32

Hoping our guests leave in time

What time is kick off?

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 01-Oct-11 17:09:43

Marking my place for later. Am very happy as am not being FORCED to be sociable with RL people tonight, so can stay in with my tv and my laptop where I belong.

LadyBeagleEyes Sat 01-Oct-11 17:51:50

Who's Sian who's been kicked out because she had a criminal record, which I heard about on This Morning.
<realises I'm outing myself as a This Morning 'get a life LBE' as half my posts seem to derive from there'>

EmmaRoyd Sat 01-Oct-11 18:36:33

Which one is Sian? I don't know any of their real names just the evil nicknames we give them.

I saw this years xfactor drugs 'scandal' in the paper. Frankie chlamydia admits to smoking dope. Zzzzz

Notquitegrownup Sat 01-Oct-11 18:39:50

Ah - saw Sian on Yahoo last week. It was all quite sad really - she got into a fight aged 16, accepted a caution, then five years later or whatever, couldn't get a visa to go to Kelly's house in the US, so had to withdraw.

Can't remember what she sang, but she had very memorable eyebrows!

LeBOF Sat 01-Oct-11 18:41:50

Ooh, I haven't seen any of that scandal! I've been convalesung today to the entire series of Pride And Prejudice, so I am all full of Colin Firth's burgeoning erection. Happy days.

LadyBeagleEyes Sat 01-Oct-11 18:46:00

How are you LeBOF, and have you had a fag yet?
And which one the fuck was Sian?

LeBOF Sat 01-Oct-11 18:48:06

Ah, ot was more serious than that: from the x factor site-

"24-year-old Sian was jailed for two months in 2009 for affray and was unable to get a US visa to join judge Kelly Rowland in Miami, meaning she had to leave the competition."

<hides ciggie from LadyBeagleEyes> blush

SuePurblybilt Sat 01-Oct-11 18:52:27

Give 'em up Boffles, they're not good for the puppy.

Am here, reporting for duty.

LeBOF Sat 01-Oct-11 19:08:35

Blame the older dog, Pepper, Sue. She's been on 'em for years.

SjuperWolef Sat 01-Oct-11 19:15:00

ello loadies ive got my barry lovin eyes on and a bar of chocolate to see me thru, roll on judges houses!

LikeACandleButNotQuite Sat 01-Oct-11 19:18:23

Dominos on order, wont be here till the first break....cant wait to see the houses!

MmeLindor. Sat 01-Oct-11 19:20:54

'for affray' wtf does that mean?

BOF <hard stare> put the fags away

Guests left. Hurrah for small children with early bedtimes. Although their youngest was a right little madam. With LOUD american shrieeeeeeeeky voice.

ilove Sat 01-Oct-11 19:25:57

Anyone got any wine spare? I drank mine during Strictly!!! thanks

LikeACandleButNotQuite Sat 01-Oct-11 19:26:56

You can have one of mine, wine ilove im on the CocaCola

SuePurblybilt Sat 01-Oct-11 19:29:25

Such has been the stress of intensive DIY and birthday-ing, I am back on the sauce. G&T here.

I am starting my own Bingo, played alongside the usual. Everytime they get the breathy Irish girl to sing breathy Irish songs (Corrs, Damien Rice, Cranberries), I am downing it.

SuePurblybilt Sat 01-Oct-11 19:31:03

Shitty Kitty has annoyed me already.

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