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Shall we start our Apprentice thread?!?!

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Tee2072 Wed 22-Jun-11 20:44:32

I don't see one yet...who is here? Who has wine?

Who the hell remembers what the task is?!?

SuePurblybilt Wed 22-Jun-11 20:48:52

Not I. I was coming in to glare at everyone for being late <hard stares>
Shall I go goggle it? It's france isn't it?

Tee2072 Wed 22-Jun-11 20:49:15

sob talking to myself. Am I alone tonight?

Sue, Bean? Chaos?

ANYONE?!?!?!

Tee2072 Wed 22-Jun-11 20:49:47

Yes, it's France.

Do I get hired for not only being here but for starting the thread? grin

SuePurblybilt Wed 22-Jun-11 20:51:00

I have goggled team leaders and the task. Shall I say it here or is that too much of a spoiler? I don't know who wins or what happens.

Tee2072 Wed 22-Jun-11 20:51:24

I don't think that's a spoiler Sue. We'll know in about 15 minutes anyway!

SuePurblybilt Wed 22-Jun-11 20:51:40

X posting. Don't cryyyyyyyyy
Yes, you get the Surrallun Sticker.

beanandspud Wed 22-Jun-11 20:53:29

wine!

I'm here. Oh la la!

SuePurblybilt Wed 22-Jun-11 20:53:53

Right so, I will. Task is same old - selling British stuff to the French. Team leaders are Tom - look you Hazel and Susan. They speak no French. Melody does (Ghandi taught her).

Tee2072 Wed 22-Jun-11 20:55:42

I thought it was De Gaulle who taught Melody French...

Hi Bean! ::holds out wine glass::

SuePurblybilt Wed 22-Jun-11 20:57:22

Joan of Arc and the entire cast of Allo Allo taught melody French.

BitOfFun Wed 22-Jun-11 20:58:15

I'm reporting for duty smile

Tee2072 Wed 22-Jun-11 20:59:16

Hey BOF!

And several Impressionist Painters.

Is next week CVs?

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 22-Jun-11 20:59:27

Here Miss!

<<sits in 2nd row from front. Not quite a spod, but ^conspicuously on time>>

Tee2072 Wed 22-Jun-11 20:59:39

Here we go!

Tee2072 Wed 22-Jun-11 21:00:07

::Tee peers over her glasses::

Hazel, Check! ::licks pencil and makes mark::

SuePurblybilt Wed 22-Jun-11 21:00:18

Lookit Hazel ^ Lots of your DH tonight.

P0rtBlacksandResident Wed 22-Jun-11 21:00:58

Signing in too...smile - this week is supposed to be a classic....

thenightsky Wed 22-Jun-11 21:01:01

Oh good... you are all here. I've got my vodka and lemon.

<settles down>

P0rtBlacksandResident Wed 22-Jun-11 21:01:14

Oh and i have wine

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 22-Jun-11 21:01:31

I had a very strongly-worded email ensuring I cease and desist from identifying myself as Mrs Tom, so I must stop. And I have to stay 250m away from him at all times.

BitOfFun Wed 22-Jun-11 21:01:38

I hope Natasha goes this week. Nasty porn merchant.

ChaosTrulyReigns Wed 22-Jun-11 21:01:40

<<comes in exhausted>>

kittywalker Wed 22-Jun-11 21:01:41

Here!

SuePurblybilt Wed 22-Jun-11 21:01:50

Right, Zoe, Natasha and Norn Iron Jim are on my hit list. I despise them.

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