Apprentice 1st day of the month - which do you want to pinch and punch

[Bumperlicioso]

New thread for 1st June :) Gather round people.

[SuePurblybilt]

So exciting. What are they up to this week again?

[ChippingIn]

Dog Food

[ChippingIn]

Right - I'm off out to a meeting, will be hurrying things along so I can get back in time - have my ready please! Oh and some nice nibbles as I wont have had any dinner either!

[hattymattie]

I want Melody or creepy Vincent out (I think he's Vincent - long haired, self-styled womaniser) - UGH.

[Bumperlicioso]

I love this task, completely creative.

[pinkthechaffinch]

I want to pinch Jim on the bum and punch Vincent

am going off Nick recently too, due to recent patronising comments to female contenders.

[FernieB]

Definitely creepy Vincent to go. Can't wait to watch it. My DH is away, so I can watch in peace without his managerial comments .

[FernieB]

Went off Nick a couple of series ago. His permanently puzzled expression is annoying and some of his comments make me think that maybe he is really puzzled by the whole thing. I don't think he would do any better than the candidates.

[Tee2072]

I heard tonight is quite a blood bath!

I have chocolate chip cookies but no . Anyone want to barter?

[SuePurblybilt]

Fernie . Do Not Diss The Nick. He is supposed to look that way, like a quizzical, slightly camp Grandfather type. He rocks mightily.

Dog food eh? Vincent looks pleased, <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.petwave.com/~/media/Images/Center/Breed/Dogs/Hound%2520Group/Borzoi/Borzoi_Face.ashx&imgrefurl=www.petwave.com/Dogs/Dog-Breed-Center/Hound-Group/Borzoi/Pictures.aspx&usg=__6AMig6ZiNxxZB9B_dR6UHCWHceI=&h=282&w=425&sz=174&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=NqfOxpehO6lVaM:&tbnh=104&tbnw=139&ei=34zmTaODL4-E-wbJ-I3mDg&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dborzoi%2Bhead%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1T4DSGJ_enGB389GB389%26biw%3D1345%26bih%3D493%26tbm%3Disch&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=489&vpy=74&dur=31&hovh=183&hovw=276&tx=142&ty=100&page=1&ndsp=28&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0&biw=1345&bih=493" rel="nofollow noindex" target="_blank">don't you think?

[beanandspud]

Looking forward to this one. I only have , soup and tuna salad but can share nicely.

[ChippingIn]

Tee - meeeeee I have and love cookies :)

[Tee2072]

Thanks Chipping!

Everyone ready?!?

[SuePurblybilt]

Soooosan to go, for sure.

[Bumperlicioso]

I'm here :)

[beanandspud]

Tee - is Toddler asleep?

[Tee2072]

He is beanandspud. Now if he'll just stay that way this week!!!

[Tee2072]

Susan or Vincent, Sue

[SuePurblybilt]

Oh I love Vincent. Keep him in. Cancel the whole thing now and just let him win.
I am hoping he does win actually cos I think he and Surrallun deserve one another.

[Tee2072]

ooh 30 minutes!

[beanandspud]

I want to know how do they all get ready in 30 mins?

[HazeltheMcWitch]

Yay, found you!

[Tee2072]

I don't think they do, Bean. I think they know what day it will be and they all get up at the crack of dawn to be ready!

[FernieB]

Must have a gazillion bathrooms and really good showers

[HazeltheMcWitch]

Ooh, have been in that lobby many a time. They usually have croissanty things - ON TAP !!