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x-Factor- 4th December, proof that Cheryl Cole

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We3kingsoforientRaahh Fri 03-Dec-10 20:53:02

is incredibly biased towards Cher-

this weeks theme is club Classics (so another, tenuous anything goes type themehmm)

and Cher is (allegedly) doing
'Fight for this Love'

by Cheryl bloody Cole!!!!

Fixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

grin

gregssausageroll Fri 03-Dec-10 21:11:55

oooh no! Really? I just can't take to Cher at all.

We3kingsoforientRaahh Fri 03-Dec-10 21:15:01

We have been in trouble on the x-factor thread for picking on wee Cher, <<we are cowbags, after all>>but she is SO annoying...

and if this is true it is favoritism. And club classic? really?

SuePurblybiltByElves Fri 03-Dec-10 21:17:33

Club classic? Bet Mary will do Gloria Gaynor or Black Box.
Did y'all ask Rebecca a question and see the Wand Erection thread then? Are we all keeping up?

EightiesChick Fri 03-Dec-10 21:20:43

Is Fight For This Love a club classic?? confused <feels old>

It doesn't give you much opportunity to showcase your fantastic vocal abilities..though I guess the voting demographic will all have heard of it.

What ON EARTH will Wand Erection do to fit that theme?

We3kingsoforientRaahh Fri 03-Dec-10 21:21:45

Yes! on the link i read Mary is doing Gloria Gaynor- her version of Never can say Goodbye, i think.

We3kingsoforientRaahh Fri 03-Dec-10 21:23:39

<<sulks>> forgot to ask Rebecca a question until too late.
bear

SuePurblybiltByElves Fri 03-Dec-10 21:24:48

has she answered them yet? I want to see if they asked about the hair (hopeful face)

We3kingsoforientRaahh Fri 03-Dec-10 21:25:03

it's truly rubbish theme. Big Band has been sacrificed to buy big eyelashes and stair cases. it is not fair!

SleightiesChick Fri 03-Dec-10 21:29:25

Mind you, given that I love big band, I'm half glad that this shower aren't going to be cocking it up as they inevitably would've done (except for Rebecca and possibly Matt).

We3kingsoforientRaahh Fri 03-Dec-10 21:31:18

True, Cher would have murdered a classic, and wand erection would have just looked bewildered!

SuePurblybiltByElves Fri 03-Dec-10 21:33:33

But Rebecca would have rocked BB week and Club week is so obviously for ClagNut.

They should have made her do that mad chimney song. Gurn and head roll to that all you like lovey.

Flame Sat 04-Dec-10 02:47:46

aww wand erection would have been sweet attempting to sing big band with no kind of depth to their voices

UnquietDad Sat 04-Dec-10 11:13:58

Wand Erection rumoured to be doing Rihanna "Only Girl In The World"...

Plus there is the second song which is "artist's choice..."

UnquietDad Sat 04-Dec-10 11:32:22

Big Chezza: "Haway pet, yuz lookin' ruff this moornin' leyke."

Little Chezza: "Oi know, oi were up largin' it wiv Wand Erection down that Whiskey Mist innit. Oi thinkin' that be the best way of preparin' fer the semis loike. Whatcha think this stain on me jacket is?"

Big Chezza: "Did yuz punch anyone pet?"

Little Chezza: "Nah, oi weren't pissed enuff this toime."

Big Chezza: "Bettuh look nex' teyme pet. Haz yuh thought about the sec'nd song fer this week leyke? It is toneet after all."

Little Chezza: "Oh, fuck, 'as oi gotta choose one?... Oi spose oi could do Fuck Tha Police loike?"

Big Chezza: "Ah think that meyt be a little bit too hardcore fer Thuz X-Factory pet man. Ah wuz thinkin' moor of somethin' by that Whitney Houstons leyke, or mebbe even one of uz Girls Are Loud songs?"

Little Chezza: "Oi gotta good one, it'll be well safe innit. Oi could do Don't Believe The Hype, and do loike a well cool mashup wiv Stan by Eminem."

Big Chezza: "Aye, pet, ah doon't think yuz quite gettin' it this week. Can we moove awee from the rap, leyke?... Hoow aboot mebbe a nice ballad by that Simply Red?"

Little Chezza: "Oozat? Ain't never 'eard on 'im... Wot, that ginger you shagged when you woz in That Northern Place? Uugh... All roit, all roit, this is me last idea an' that. How's about oi does one of yers? That Foight Fer Me Loves an' that."

Big Chezza: "Brilliant pet man. Get re'earsin'."

Little Chezza: "Oi just needs to work out where oi be gonna put the rap from 911 Is A Joke in. See yuz then!" (Trots off)

Big Chezza: (slumps on the table, sobbing) "Whey the fook didn't ah get Matt?"

We3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 04-Dec-10 15:15:37

UQD , pmsl, brilliant!
grin

UnquietDad Sat 04-Dec-10 16:43:25

I aim to please

SuePurblybiltByElves Sat 04-Dec-10 17:47:32

In the papers it says that Chur Claggers is writing her own music. Oh good.

UnquietDad Sat 04-Dec-10 17:50:42

That will not end well.

TheCrackFox Sat 04-Dec-10 17:59:05

It will not end well but there is something strangely entertaining about watching something reallllly crap. Or is it just me?

SuePurblybiltByElves Sat 04-Dec-10 18:03:12

I am betting the beginning and the middle won't be too hot, never mind the end grin

SnowyBlueSmurf Sat 04-Dec-10 18:09:13

According to this Cher isn't doing a Chezza Cole song but instead is sticking true to form with a bit of Eminem.

Flame Sat 04-Dec-10 18:15:43

I'm gonna miss Wagner

SuePurblybiltByElves Sat 04-Dec-10 18:15:43

Nothing too predictable about the get me to the final songs then. Oh nooooooo.

CheekyWeeBauble Sat 04-Dec-10 18:38:21

UQD that had me chuckling! Are you sure you're not Big Chezza in disguise? wink

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