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Huge Ferny-Twatinsall's 'Dad's picnic'

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TheLogLady Mon 15-Nov-10 19:24:03

Never have I felt such violet anger towards something on the TV.

What a load of cringworthy, pretentious, fake bollocks.

Fuck - I need a drink to recovery.

saorachd Mon 15-Nov-10 19:32:54

<pours LogLady a stiff vodka>

It all went Pete Tong, didn't it.

woolymindy Mon 15-Nov-10 19:33:55


saorachd Mon 15-Nov-10 19:35:55

I am convinced H F-W was giving letting the tiny baby nibble the muffins.

mousymouse Mon 15-Nov-10 19:38:00

didn*t see the show, but loooove the thread title grin

TheLogLady Mon 15-Nov-10 19:42:32


Fucking fucking twat.

TheLogLady Mon 15-Nov-10 19:44:53

oh lets have the chaps round for a picnic in the bluebells (sitting on an increasingly damp rug) with bunting and lemonade (when they'd rather be watching the rugby and having a pint) and the babies (who unfortunately would have preferred to stay at home with their boobs).

and then lets let the 4 month old baby nibble into a muffin because it looks funny for the camera.

contrived twatting shite.

cybbo Mon 15-Nov-10 19:46:32

Ha yes I noted the stupid naff trilby one of them was wearing with - a lace up shirt

We have lot of chaps like that round where I live, all brown labrador, nerd glasses wearing prats


NorbertDentressangle Mon 15-Nov-10 19:50:35

We watched this the other night and couldn't believe what a hypocrite he is.

There he was playing the perfect father yet who did we witness yelling at his kids in France a few years ago?...yep, Huge Furry Whipping Tool himself.

TheLogLady Mon 15-Nov-10 19:50:48

cheese cloth fucking lace up shite.

Thingumy Mon 15-Nov-10 23:11:49

Oh guess what folks..

River cottage HQ is going to do a baby/toddler food course.

Didn't see that one coming...hmm

TheLogLady Tue 16-Nov-10 07:37:57

oh i shall not be watching

ppeatfruit Tue 16-Nov-10 13:32:46

Yes yes those poor little babies; not one dad had thought to bring anything for them, no hats or drinks or anything no wonder they were all crying at the end.

JaniceSoprano Tue 16-Nov-10 13:33:46

dish it all

why was it so bad - i didnt see

ppeatfruit Tue 16-Nov-10 13:35:34

I bet it was the idea of the producers; they were not 'hands on' dads that's for sure.

foxinsocks Tue 16-Nov-10 13:37:21

I only saw the Harry Hill pisstake which made me lol

JaniceSoprano Tue 16-Nov-10 13:38:05

FOXY!!!! how are you?
was wearing scarf yest and thought of you
keep your eye out for this years batch!

come to twitter

foxinsocks Tue 16-Nov-10 13:40:06

ha! I thought of you on walking past gap this lunchtime. I have my eyes peeled and my fores skinned (as dh would say).

Yes, dh tells me you are a prolific twitterer now. So I say 'what has she been saying' and he says 'I don't know, I don't understand the half of it' lol

JaniceSoprano Tue 16-Nov-10 13:40:55

the terror.
i dm ed him for goss once and he didnt reply.
cant remember what now.

JaniceSoprano Tue 16-Nov-10 13:41:13

yes i have 800 followers
the loons

foxinsocks Tue 16-Nov-10 13:44:11

ooerr get you missus

yes, he told me you were fishing for gossip. He can't tell you anything as your Times buddies will squeal.

JaniceSoprano Tue 16-Nov-10 13:44:53

he could have replied thus
i felt rebuffed

foxinsocks Tue 16-Nov-10 13:51:20

oh dear

he is a vaaary typical man in that sense

he probably didn't even think you expected a reply

I hope you are suitably buffed now.

tillywee Tue 16-Nov-10 13:59:48

Same here...I saw it on harry hill, looked like it went really well lol

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