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any stray teens?

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fostermum Sat 22-Jan-05 17:51:46

im between foster children and im so bored,i really miss the noise,untidiness,temper tantrums, am i mad?

misdee Sat 22-Jan-05 17:52:35

i can loan u a 4yr old who is going on 14.

fostermum Sat 22-Jan-05 17:53:42

only if there in to hip hop and R&B

misdee Sat 22-Jan-05 17:55:41

no she is into hardcore and drum n bass. also likes a bit of trance.

fostermum Sat 22-Jan-05 17:58:26

thats fair enough then

misdee Sat 22-Jan-05 17:59:19

u can also have her 2yr old sister, who likes to pretend she is a dj. she keeps breaking into dh record collection and trying to mix.

cloudy Sat 22-Jan-05 18:10:03

DS (5) quite likes Jungle... Would that do?

fostermum Sat 22-Jan-05 18:14:34

as long as it's loud,im all for it,though they must have the grunt for speech,allergie to washing and eat anything that stands still for to long

misdee Sat 22-Jan-05 18:16:11

dd2 will just yell gobbligook at you, with a few words thron in (choclate, crisps etc). dd1 will eat all day.

fostermum Sat 22-Jan-05 18:18:12

ah, but will i be able to retrieve them from the police station in the middle on the night and have to grovel to headmasters to stop them being expelled?

misdee Sat 22-Jan-05 18:21:57

quite likely with dd2. she can escape from anyone, and considering she looks older, u could put her into a school and they may want to expel her

fostermum Sat 22-Jan-05 18:24:16

somehow dont think it would be the same,give me a drunken,stoned,expelled,smelly,skater and i feel im earning my keep{grin]

misdee Sat 22-Jan-05 18:24:59

lol. i haver some friends like that, but all past teenage years.

fostermum Sat 22-Jan-05 18:26:36

ya they feel at home here,i dont think i would know what to do with a quite well behaved child

misdee Sat 22-Jan-05 18:27:50

they'd be skinning upin your living room tho, and disappear on all nighters to raves. ages between 20-30

fostermum Sat 22-Jan-05 18:28:45

have i had them already?may just have done

misdee Sat 22-Jan-05 18:30:35

dont think any of them ended upbeing fostered. some of them have saints for mums!! i wouldnt have put up with it lol.

fostermum Sat 22-Jan-05 18:31:31

they sound like the kind of kids i get,dont leave like it though,thank god or i would be sacked

Tortington Sun 23-Jan-05 01:31:53

yes you are a nutter - take mine immediatley if not sooner - he fits the criterea of drunken, stoned, smelly - but no headmaster grovelling so far (sorry) not a skater either - a BMXer hope that will do - and take my pre pubesent daughter too- my doors hinges cant take the slamming - and her frequent sulking looks like she slams the door in her face quite frequently.

fostermum Sun 23-Jan-05 07:05:49

love it custardo,send them right now lol

Potty1 Sun 23-Jan-05 10:20:40

You can have my two fostermum - I'll pay the travelling expenses, but you'll have to foot the food bill, oh and the phone bill...........

fostermum Sun 23-Jan-05 17:15:29

ok thats fair enough too,but theres a mobile ban on the home phone so they cant ring mates hehehehe

Potty1 Sun 23-Jan-05 17:36:31

We've got a mobile number ban too fostermum - shame I didn't think to do it before the £500 (I kid you not!!) phone bill. Aaaaaarrrggghhhhhh!

fostermum Mon 24-Jan-05 06:31:30

i do hope your docking a little of there pocket money to help towards the bill each week,month.this is the reason or ban was put on too!

Potty1 Mon 24-Jan-05 09:09:13

Oh yes fostermum - paper-round money was dutifully handed over on a weekly basis. I have a dd just getting towards teenagerness too so things won't be improving in the near future....just hoping she's learnt from some of her brothers' mistakes.

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