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Put some Michael Bolton on and chill.

I have absolutely NO idea what that means. Can someone translate please.

I am impressed by the use of the word 'cannot'. Might just have slipped a bit out of character there.......

They ain't been with Tom Hughes though, so cannot get stoned

They can wash the Alfa Romeo. Will get tow ropes and roller skates

Just get stoned. They'll stop smashin' the consoles and you can just chillz and talk peace, harmony and luuuurve.

They don't have consoles though, do they? Not any more.

Just leave them in sleeping bags. Then they'll look like slugs as well as acting like them.

Put them on skateboards and push them down a hill???

Roller skates then.
You can tow the unwilling ones along behind the car, less exercise but more fresh air.

Walking is for chumps though...

It's all those new-fangled games consoles that I blame.
Sell them and go for a lovely, bracing walk with them. 5 miles is a decent stretch, on a daily basis.
Fresh air, exercise and clean thoughts. That's the ticket.

Very hyperactive. They don't sleep much you see.

Really?
I'm surprised your teens are awake at this time, if they didn't have to go anywhere.

do not know what you are chatting

Found you.
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/teenagers/a2035579-bigpappi-problems#45974886

Sooo, isn't this site a bit dull and predictable for you? Not bored yet?

All da time!!!!

Are they brats at the weekends and during holidays?