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A lighthearted exam moment...

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MedusaIsHavingABadHairDay Thu 26-May-11 22:13:14

For those of us suffering with exam-stress-by-proxy!

DD2 is doing AS levels. Is NOT enjoying biology but found it slightly less dire than she anticipated today. However she did get stuck on one question...

q (roughly) 'how can we ensure that the bird X will breed with the bird Y when put in the territory together?'

DD's answer:
'Make them shake hands then have lots and lots of sex...!'

She says she was bored....

I am prematurely aging..grin

Goblinchild Thu 26-May-11 22:24:55

I'd worry she's been watching X-rated Sesame St.
Since when did birds have hands?

MedusaIsHavingABadHairDay Thu 26-May-11 22:32:23

LOL that's what I said....!

Watertight Fri 27-May-11 10:14:33

Love this grin

Maybe one mark for making the examiner laugh?...

WeirdAcronymNotKnown Fri 27-May-11 10:15:56

It'll end up on one of those websites full of daft exam answers - she will be famous grin

JammyCow Sat 28-May-11 23:07:11

This made me laugh out loud and reminded me of our exam moment last week. The conversation went something like this:

(7.45am on the way to catch the bus)
M: what exams have you got today?
DS: 'Calculator Maths, Physics and Geography'
M: Do you feel prepared? (DS has done ZERO revision!)
DS: oh yeah...

Car goes quiet, about 10 minutes later:
DS: Er Mum, you haven't seen my calculator, have you?

It was all I could do to stifle the scream until he got on the bus. We await the results with baited breath......

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