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For those of us suffering with exam-stress-by-proxy!DD2 is doing AS levels. Is NOT enjoying biology but found it slightly less dire than she anticipated today. However she did get stuck on one question...q (roughly) 'how can we ensure that the bird X will breed with the bird Y when put in the territory together?'DD's answer:'Make them shake hands then have lots and lots of sex...!'She says she was bored....I am prematurely aging..
I'd worry she's been watching X-rated Sesame St. Since when did birds have hands?
LOL that's what I said....!
Love this Maybe one mark for making the examiner laugh?...
It'll end up on one of those websites full of daft exam answers - she will be famous
This made me laugh out loud and reminded me of our exam moment last week. The conversation went something like this:(7.45am on the way to catch the bus)M: what exams have you got today?DS: 'Calculator Maths, Physics and Geography'M: Do you feel prepared? (DS has done ZERO revision!)DS: oh yeah...Car goes quiet, about 10 minutes later:DS: Er Mum, you haven't seen my calculator, have you?It was all I could do to stifle the scream until he got on the bus. We await the results with baited breath......
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