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Wave your snorkel in the air like you just don't care!

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serialtester Wed 15-Mar-17 20:29:00


Lost, say something wise!

Inarightpickleandchutney Wed 15-Mar-17 20:31:14

In here!! Nothing wise to say mind..

Inarightpickleandchutney Wed 15-Mar-17 20:31:31

I'm here not in

kineticmagnetic Wed 15-Mar-17 20:34:43

Dave is bad, must avoid Dave

serialtester Wed 15-Mar-17 20:35:33

Shall I try - we're a band of coke head brothers, going over the top, being kind, wearing pyjamas and talking nonsense.

Got a problem with coke? We ain't got a solution but we understand.

Inarightpickleandchutney Wed 15-Mar-17 20:38:05

serial I believe the term coined by lost was pyjamarate.

This is done after bathercise.

I'm thinking we could design a new range... Pyjamas with surfing motifs, snorkels and minis on them?

Then we can pyjamarate in style!

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties Wed 15-Mar-17 20:46:17

In the words of flat, oh Lordy, I'm late with the intro but here goes...

Welcome to our support thread for anyone struggling to kick cocaine. Whether you're going cold turkey, trying to cut down or someone whose life is affected, don't be shy! Come and join and we'll help you surf the urges smile

We offer a shoulder to cry on, tips, support and absurd chat. All welcome!

serialtester Wed 15-Mar-17 20:47:33

Yes, we pyjamarate at 8:30pm promptly. Wine and fags are encouraged as is general nonsense.

Any newcomers wanting to come on the coach trip to Columbia has to get their mum to sign the consent form asap.

serialtester Wed 15-Mar-17 20:52:59

Think this weekend is 10 weeks for me. Addict brain is planning how to celebrate it. I have cravings. However in the wise words of flat an hour of "fun" IS NOT worth feeling like shit for 2 days. I'm having a word with myself.

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties Wed 15-Mar-17 20:53:00

Thanks Serial you are a fountain of witty thread titles smile

I'm waving my snorkel in the air like a seasoned pro.
Love the idea of a pyjama range! Having hot baths and pyjamerating is my go- to abstinence method at the moment.

This season I'm rocking pink fluffy ones with tiny cold turkeys embroidered on the front and slippers so huge they prevent me calling my dealer for fear of public ridicule.

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties Wed 15-Mar-17 20:58:39

10 weeks is fucking awesome, serial.
I'm firing party poppers at you this weekend. calm down, not those kind of poppers wink

Inarightpickleandchutney Wed 15-Mar-17 21:03:19

serial 10 weeks is 70 days!

70 days! Awesome.

I myself am sporting a natty onesie in seafoam green with lobster design.

I have fully
Pyjamarated and am tucked in.

I haven't slept well recently and have a real need to chill my mind the fuck out.

Perhaps a relaxing holiday in the Colombian region?!

kineticmagnetic Wed 15-Mar-17 21:11:13

Off up the ladder, Dave has buggered my head

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties Wed 15-Mar-17 21:16:22

Kinetic please think it through sweet. It's really not worth the initial high flowers

The chemical high I mean, not just the height of the ladder! Flush it if you can x

serialtester Wed 15-Mar-17 21:19:00

Kinetic, don't do it. You'll feel shit tomorrow. Really really shit. Pyjamerate and go the fuck to bed!

Inarightpickleandchutney Wed 15-Mar-17 21:19:58

Kinetic just think about it, give in ten minutes and see, don't jump in.

Dave can fuck right off.

Inarightpickleandchutney Wed 15-Mar-17 21:21:14

Yes, pyjamarate forthwith and flush it.
Think about it calmly, and pyjamarate

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties Wed 15-Mar-17 21:24:15

It sounds a bit lame but could you try a really hot bath and getting all tucked up in bed instead? Stick on some distracting tv and nail your hands to the bedside table?

Ride it out for a while then see how you feel in an hour if you can. Surf with us, keep surfing.

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties Wed 15-Mar-17 21:27:57

God, we're all obsessed with pyjamas grin

Could we open a rehab clinic "Pyjamerating to freedom with Doctor Lost" ...turn your nightmares into nightwear.
(Pyjamas not included, please bring your own).

serialtester Wed 15-Mar-17 21:30:40

My name is serial and I'm addicted to pyjamas. Don't judge.

Inarightpickleandchutney Wed 15-Mar-17 21:30:45

Naturally the rehab place would have a gift shop though, we'd make a fortune on eye mask and the like!

serialtester Wed 15-Mar-17 21:34:10

Yes pickle, using turns my eyes into pissholes in the snow. Eye masks would be on my shopping list for sure!!

LanaKanesLeftNippleTassle Wed 15-Mar-17 21:35:22

I'm a long time lurker of this thread, and MN in general, occasional poster, and serial name changer!

I've read the past 3(I think?) threads, and I feel now is the time to join in.

I really hope you don't mind blush

I have been taking shit for years, sold coke a looong time ago, but recently started getting back into it again.

I need to stop, it's stupid!

I'm a SAHM and DP doesn't earn loads, but we are manage to pay bills, have v decent home cooked food, and still take a shed load of the white stuff.

I have wine and my fags, plus some home made cake if yu'll let me join.

I need a group like you guys.

(PS, sorry for lurking for so long, but it felt like watching my life played out with other people, it was just nice to know I wasn't alone!) blush

LanaKanesLeftNippleTassle Wed 15-Mar-17 21:37:37

<gets on surf board>
<asks nicely for a snorkel>

Inarightpickleandchutney Wed 15-Mar-17 21:39:29

Welcome Lana!

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