Wave your snorkel in the air like you just don't care!

[serialtester]

Open.

Lost, say something wise!

[Inarightpickleandchutney]

In here!! Nothing wise to say mind..

[Inarightpickleandchutney]

I'm here not in

[kineticmagnetic]

Dave is bad, must avoid Dave

[serialtester]

Shall I try - we're a band of coke head brothers, going over the top, being kind, wearing pyjamas and talking nonsense.

Got a problem with coke? We ain't got a solution but we understand.

[Inarightpickleandchutney]

serial I believe the term coined by lost was pyjamarate.

This is done after bathercise.

I'm thinking we could design a new range... Pyjamas with surfing motifs, snorkels and minis on them?

Then we can pyjamarate in style!

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

In the words of flat, oh Lordy, I'm late with the intro but here goes...

Welcome to our support thread for anyone struggling to kick cocaine. Whether you're going cold turkey, trying to cut down or someone whose life is affected, don't be shy! Come and join and we'll help you surf the urges

We offer a shoulder to cry on, tips, support and absurd chat. All welcome!

[serialtester]

Yes, we pyjamarate at 8:30pm promptly. Wine and fags are encouraged as is general nonsense.

Any newcomers wanting to come on the coach trip to Columbia has to get their mum to sign the consent form asap.

[serialtester]

Think this weekend is 10 weeks for me. Addict brain is planning how to celebrate it. I have cravings. However in the wise words of flat an hour of "fun" IS NOT worth feeling like shit for 2 days. I'm having a word with myself.

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

Thanks Serial you are a fountain of witty thread titles

I'm waving my snorkel in the air like a seasoned pro.
Love the idea of a pyjama range! Having hot baths and pyjamerating is my go- to abstinence method at the moment.

This season I'm rocking pink fluffy ones with tiny cold turkeys embroidered on the front and slippers so huge they prevent me calling my dealer for fear of public ridicule.

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

10 weeks is fucking awesome, serial.
I'm firing party poppers at you this weekend. calm down, not those kind of poppers

[Inarightpickleandchutney]

serial 10 weeks is 70 days!

70 days! Awesome.

I myself am sporting a natty onesie in seafoam green with lobster design.

I have fully
Pyjamarated and am tucked in.

I haven't slept well recently and have a real need to chill my mind the fuck out.

Perhaps a relaxing holiday in the Colombian region?!

[kineticmagnetic]

Off up the ladder, Dave has buggered my head

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

Kinetic please think it through sweet. It's really not worth the initial high

The chemical high I mean, not just the height of the ladder! Flush it if you can x

[serialtester]

Kinetic, don't do it. You'll feel shit tomorrow. Really really shit. Pyjamerate and go the fuck to bed!

[Inarightpickleandchutney]

Kinetic just think about it, give in ten minutes and see, don't jump in.

Dave can fuck right off.

[Inarightpickleandchutney]

Yes, pyjamarate forthwith and flush it.
Think about it calmly, and pyjamarate

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

It sounds a bit lame but could you try a really hot bath and getting all tucked up in bed instead? Stick on some distracting tv and nail your hands to the bedside table?

Ride it out for a while then see how you feel in an hour if you can. Surf with us, keep surfing.

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

God, we're all obsessed with pyjamas

Could we open a rehab clinic "Pyjamerating to freedom with Doctor Lost" ...turn your nightmares into nightwear.
(Pyjamas not included, please bring your own).

[serialtester]

My name is serial and I'm addicted to pyjamas. Don't judge.

[Inarightpickleandchutney]

Naturally the rehab place would have a gift shop though, we'd make a fortune on eye mask and the like!

[serialtester]

Yes pickle, using turns my eyes into pissholes in the snow. Eye masks would be on my shopping list for sure!!

[LanaKanesLeftNippleTassle]

Hello!
I'm a long time lurker of this thread, and MN in general, occasional poster, and serial name changer!

I've read the past 3(I think?) threads, and I feel now is the time to join in.

I really hope you don't mind

I have been taking shit for years, sold coke a looong time ago, but recently started getting back into it again.

I need to stop, it's stupid!

I'm a SAHM and DP doesn't earn loads, but we are manage to pay bills, have v decent home cooked food, and still take a shed load of the white stuff.

I have and my fags, plus some home made if yu'll let me join.

I need a group like you guys.

(PS, sorry for lurking for so long, but it felt like watching my life played out with other people, it was just nice to know I wasn't alone!)

[LanaKanesLeftNippleTassle]

[Inarightpickleandchutney]

Welcome Lana!

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

Big hugs for Lana! Welcome on board.
You sound like one of us my friend, I really hope we can help each other
The party animal gene is certainly a burden when you're trying to operate in a normal busy life, I get you!

You can have a just for reading all the threads and not running screaming in the other direction