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I went to a Jack Wills store today and man aged

(24 Posts)
InterruptingKid Mon 09-Nov-09 15:34:48

to knock a mannequin and a suitcase ( filled) onto the floor.
with a deadening thump

then later on half the baubles of the xmas tree.

GentleOtter Mon 09-Nov-09 15:37:47

I read that as a man aged.... Am slightly disappointed now as I thought there would be a salacious story involving a Young Maan.

Are you auditioning to be the next Norman Wisdom?

fruitshootsandheaves Mon 09-Nov-09 15:39:37

I was expecting that to be

a man aged about 12 served me at the counter

but then that wouldn't be a man would it

ignore me grin

InterruptingKid Mon 09-Nov-09 15:55:10

its a very confusing shop.
Buit i can see why the youth like it.
I tell you there was nothing left standign by the time i exited

badietbuddy Mon 09-Nov-09 16:03:36

Does yours have dead pheasants strewn around too?

catinthehat2 Mon 09-Nov-09 16:06:09

Ah, finally got the title, was also looking for aged chap.

However I really don't get the £7.99 pyjama trousers in saggy cotton cehcks and tartans for £49.99.

InterruptingKid Mon 09-Nov-09 16:09:30

they have shiney yooths in there

brimfull Mon 09-Nov-09 17:56:12

did you go to gunwharf

jack wills is ridiculous price
we get catalogue which dd and her friends have a sreaming laugh at the prices

dexter73 Mon 09-Nov-09 18:04:01

You were getting yourself one of these little beauties to wear at the Christmas party!

badietbuddy Mon 09-Nov-09 18:06:50

shockwhat the FUCK?

southeastastra Mon 09-Nov-09 18:07:26

were you pissed? grin

BiscuitFace Mon 09-Nov-09 18:09:18

they probably thought you had dementia, that store is for teenagers with large allowances

ADifferentMe Mon 09-Nov-09 18:33:03

Better that than Hollister, it's so dark you'd have knocked over the aged man!

FritesMenthe Mon 09-Nov-09 18:38:01



PyrotechnicToadstool Mon 09-Nov-09 18:39:12

what is jack wills?

PerArduaAdNauseum Mon 09-Nov-09 18:41:39

Jesus fuck! Who pays that much for disposable clothes. And they left an 's' off the 'jodhpur' hmm

PerArduaAdNauseum Mon 09-Nov-09 18:42:35

Hahaha Frites - just followed your link! And matching earmuffs at only £34!

InterruptingKid Mon 09-Nov-09 18:43:19

it wasnt dark
i just felt like a very very clumsy person

ADifferentMe Mon 09-Nov-09 18:44:31

PAAN - my DD! It's crap but it's her hard earned money. Makes me want to sob when she spends £40 on a t shirt.

FritesMenthe Mon 09-Nov-09 18:47:02

They have their own version of Mumsnet on the website. Hahahahahahhahahaha.

I quite like the blankets acksherley blush

PerArduaAdNauseum Mon 09-Nov-09 18:51:19

<sends sympathetic vibes to ADM>

PerArduaAdNauseum Mon 09-Nov-09 18:52:55

Ewww... Makes Xenia look tame...

tulpe Mon 09-Nov-09 18:54:53


I am so glad that I am not the only one who could successfully perform this feat of clumsiness in a store where one wishes to remain anonymous and blend in to background

Hope you have recovered!

FritesMenthe Mon 09-Nov-09 19:15:19

"you clearly are rather judgemental"
Future MNetters, non?

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