Oh me, oh my, do NOT click this link if you value your life...

[IWroteOffLightningMcQueen]

...because said life will sure as hell be out of the window until you find 800 smackeroos

Am in love.

[psycho1]

they are hideous.

[nettie]

Sorry, they're vile!

[NorbertDentressangle]

errrrrr......sorry but they look like hookers shoes

[IWroteOffLightningMcQueen]

Oh no, no no no no no.

Only high class hookers.

I could live with that

[iwascyteenagewerewolf]

They ming.

[OrmIrian]

Oh.

Have to say my life is quite safe

[Mousey84]

sorry - not my thing either. Think I saw something rather similar in New Looks shelves the other day. Maybe get yourself down there and save £780.

[Niecie]

Where would one wear shoes like that?

Actually why would they wear shoes like that?

[SausageRocket]

god, I was prepared to give them a fair trial but yeeesh.

They look especially repulsive on the outfit suggestion photo.

[iwascyteenagewerewolf]

Jazz pump sounds like a particularly noxious fart.

[NorbertDentressangle]

I've got to ask this but what would you wear them with?

In my eyes I see them going with a PVC mini-skirt, fishnets and a skimpy bra/basque under a cheap leather jacket from the market however I'm pretty sure you don't dress like that .

(although maybe you do in which case yes, they'll look great )

[hatcam]

A noxious fart accompanied by jazz hands for emphasis?

Shoes are bleurghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, sorry.

[belcantwait]

bleughh they aqre hideous whore shoes

[GetOrfMoiLand]

Liz Macdonald shoes.

[TanyaBranning]

Hmmm. Look like they cost a tenner off the Mutton stall on t'market. Sorry!

[IWroteOffLightningMcQueen]

Oh

I will take me Jimmy's and my life back to sorting out kids party tonight then

Am revelling in hurt and pain that no one likes the shoes

I just can't handle this kind of rejection.

(At least I won't have to worry about half of MN running out to take them all off the shelves.)

(Not that I'd spend £800 on a pair of, albeit very nice, shoes anyway)

(Have ran out of things to put inside these: () )

[FlightAttendant]

Hmm don't really like them tbh

The model photo makes it clear that they will make even the skinniest legs look broader, that's not good.

[Blackduck]

yuck...

[IWroteOffLightningMcQueen]

Oh found something (No, do not dress in leather skirts and fishnets)

[alwayslookingforanswers]

I've only ever seen one thing I like on that website - and it's not those shoes......it's a dress with a 4 figure price tag attached that I need would love to have for my renewal of vows

[Doyouthinktheysaurus]

They are horrible.

[BettyTurnip]

Revolting shoes and even more revolting price tag...who are these insane people who will spend that sort of money on a pair of nasty shoes?

[JustAnotherManicMummy]

£800?? How many nights down Kings X would it take to pay for them? And would one be able to write it off as a business expense?