Advanced search

Whether you’re a beauty novice or a confirmed fashionista, this topic is for consulting Mumsnetters on all things style-related. Plus, check out our Swears By page for the inside track on the next Mumsnet must-have.

Oh me, oh my, do NOT click this link if you value your life...

(50 Posts)
IWroteOffLightningMcQueen Fri 16-Oct-09 13:03:42

...because said life will sure as hell be out of the window until you find 800 smackeroos

Am in love.

psycho1 Fri 16-Oct-09 13:06:26

they are hideous.

nettie Fri 16-Oct-09 13:06:38

Sorry, they're vile!

NorbertDentressangle Fri 16-Oct-09 13:06:48

errrrrr......sorry but they look like hookers shoes

IWroteOffLightningMcQueen Fri 16-Oct-09 13:07:27

Oh no, no no no no no.

Only high class hookers.

I could live with that wink

etchasketch Fri 16-Oct-09 13:08:06

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

iwascyteenagewerewolf Fri 16-Oct-09 13:09:04

They ming.

OrmIrian Fri 16-Oct-09 13:09:33


Have to say my life is quite safe grin

Mousey84 Fri 16-Oct-09 13:09:35

sorry - not my thing either. Think I saw something rather similar in New Looks shelves the other day. Maybe get yourself down there and save £780. smile

Niecie Fri 16-Oct-09 13:10:57

Where would one wear shoes like that?

Actually why would they wear shoes like that?

SausageRocket Fri 16-Oct-09 13:12:54

god, I was prepared to give them a fair trial but yeeesh.

They look especially repulsive on the outfit suggestion photo.

iwascyteenagewerewolf Fri 16-Oct-09 13:13:54

Jazz pump sounds like a particularly noxious fart.

NorbertDentressangle Fri 16-Oct-09 13:14:07

I've got to ask this but what would you wear them with?

In my eyes I see them going with a PVC mini-skirt, fishnets and a skimpy bra/basque under a cheap leather jacket from the market however I'm pretty sure you don't dress like that smile.

(although maybe you do in which case yes, they'll look great wink)

hatcam Fri 16-Oct-09 13:14:52

A noxious fart accompanied by jazz hands for emphasis?

Shoes are bleurghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, sorry.

belcantwait Fri 16-Oct-09 13:14:55

bleughh they aqre hideous whore shoes

GetOrfMoiLand Fri 16-Oct-09 13:15:19

Liz Macdonald shoes.

TanyaBranning Fri 16-Oct-09 13:16:06

Hmmm. Look like they cost a tenner off the Mutton stall on t'market. Sorry!

IWroteOffLightningMcQueen Fri 16-Oct-09 13:16:16


I will take me Jimmy's and my life back to sorting out kids party tonight then

Am revelling in hurt and pain that no one likes the shoes

I just can't handle this kind of rejection.

wink (At least I won't have to worry about half of MN running out to take them all off the shelves.)

(Not that I'd spend £800 on a pair of, albeit very nice, shoes anyway)

(Have ran out of things to put inside these: () )

FlightAttendant Fri 16-Oct-09 13:16:28

Hmm don't really like them tbh

The model photo makes it clear that they will make even the skinniest legs look broader, that's not good.

Blackduck Fri 16-Oct-09 13:17:18


IWroteOffLightningMcQueen Fri 16-Oct-09 13:17:38

Oh found something (No, do not dress in leather skirts and fishnets)

alwayslookingforanswers Fri 16-Oct-09 13:20:37

I've only ever seen one thing I like on that website - and it's not those's a dress with a 4 figure price tag attached that I need would love to have for my renewal of vows blush

Doyouthinktheysaurus Fri 16-Oct-09 14:35:03

They are horrible.

Jajas Fri 16-Oct-09 14:36:45


BettyTurnip Fri 16-Oct-09 14:38:15

Revolting shoes and even more revolting price tag...who are these insane people who will spend that sort of money on a pair of nasty shoes?

Join the discussion

Registering is free, easy, and means you can join in the discussion, watch threads, get discounts, win prizes and lots more.

Register now »

Already registered? Log in with: