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I think I do. If I were to do it properly it would take ages, then I would smudge my eyes, look like a panda till I saw myself, have to take off whatever was round my eyes, and look a bit odd. It's so tiresome, because I feel that I should be improved by makeup, not making myself look as though I'd stepped out of a grave.
I look a whole lot worse after a few glasses of wine.
I go out thinking I look passable in my slap and then a few hours later there's this pissed, tired looking old hag looking back at me from the toilet mirror.
I know what you mean though. I am rubbish at doing make up and always feel a bit like a clown with it on. It is interesting though how much more attention from men you get just because you've got some make up on.
On a good day in the right light, with enough sleep I can look pretty good. It's when the lights go down or are a bit harsh when everything goes pear shaped! I've never quite had the hang of blusher, since the '80s very pink cheeks, and razor cheek-bones aaaaaggggghhhh.
I have some marvellous stuff that makes the bags under my eyes disappear, but it flattens the rest of my face, so I need more, then I end up with a totally flat face (think pancake), then I need mascara to stop my eyes disappearing altogether, and blusher to give my face a bit of shape and lipstick to stop my teeth looking yellow. Oh the hassle. It's why I don't bother. And I can't rub my eyes! Bring on Gok!