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lets make up our own pointless fashion rules like lazy dm journo's

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TheBalladofGayTony Mon 28-Sep-09 15:17:04

does anyone care this much about tights?

rule 1. green shoes can only be worn with tweed hats and between the ages of 14 and 25

Rubyrubyruby Mon 28-Sep-09 15:19:04

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

TheBalladofGayTony Mon 28-Sep-09 15:19:11

rule2. do nautical - pair a life preserver with mid lenght jegging made from seal skin

JustAnotherManicMummy Mon 28-Sep-09 15:29:42

Rule 4. A medallion must be worn with satin shirts, a la Saturday Night fever.

<Although I must say dark patterned tights, esp lacey ones do look a leetle bit like the wearer has shat themselves. IMHO of course>

happilyeverafter Mon 28-Sep-09 15:37:06

Rule 5

Biker boots should be accompanied by a lady 'tache at all times.

TrillianAstra Mon 28-Sep-09 15:41:41

Rule 6: If you do the MN haircut it must be with a left parting if you have dark hair and a right parting if you are blonde. Redheads can make their own choice.

JustAnotherManicMummy Mon 28-Sep-09 16:06:04

Surely centre parting with a fringe for reds? You can't have people making up their own rules willie-nillie shock

TheBalladofGayTony Mon 28-Sep-09 16:14:06

nasal hair must be parted to teh left

CNyle Mon 28-Sep-09 16:17:13

rule 34
if you admire Fearne cotton you are to be sectioned

CybilLiberty Mon 28-Sep-09 16:20:43

C have you gotcha self a cleaner?

CrackWhoretoPaulDacre Mon 28-Sep-09 16:21:56

Gawd, a seal skin jegging would be fantastic... If I weren't against all that sort of thing blush

TheBalladofGayTony Mon 28-Sep-09 16:22:18

yes to fearne or that fearne-a-like that does the x factor

overmydeadbody Mon 28-Sep-09 16:24:46

rule 24
If you wear blue tights you must wear pink jeans the day after, unless of course it is a full moon when the jeans must be green and matched with floral top and freshwater pearls. For leap years attach dragonfly brooch.

overmydeadbody Mon 28-Sep-09 16:25:21

moleskin jeggings would be fab

BitOfFun Mon 28-Sep-09 16:29:42

Wear 5 denier tights and let your varicose veins create a delightfully individual patterned effect, unique to you.

JustAnotherManicMummy Mon 28-Sep-09 16:29:45

lol at "attach dragon fly brooch"

TheBalladofGayTony Mon 28-Sep-09 16:42:28

you may not wear anything from white company after labour day (whatever the hell labour day is)

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