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does anyone care this much about tights?rule 1. green shoes can only be worn with tweed hats and between the ages of 14 and 25
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rule2. do nautical - pair a life preserver with mid lenght jegging made from seal skin
Rule 4. A medallion must be worn with satin shirts, a la Saturday Night fever.<Although I must say dark patterned tights, esp lacey ones do look a leetle bit like the wearer has shat themselves. IMHO of course>
Rule 5Biker boots should be accompanied by a lady 'tache at all times.
Rule 6: If you do the MN haircut it must be with a left parting if you have dark hair and a right parting if you are blonde. Redheads can make their own choice.
Surely centre parting with a fringe for reds? You can't have people making up their own rules willie-nillie
nasal hair must be parted to teh left
rule 34 if you admire Fearne cotton you are to be sectioned
C have you gotcha self a cleaner?
Gawd, a seal skin jegging would be fantastic... If I weren't against all that sort of thing
yes to fearne or that fearne-a-like that does the x factor
rule 24If you wear blue tights you must wear pink jeans the day after, unless of course it is a full moon when the jeans must be green and matched with floral top and freshwater pearls. For leap years attach dragonfly brooch.
moleskin jeggings would be fab
Wear 5 denier tights and let your varicose veins create a delightfully individual patterned effect, unique to you.
lol at "attach dragon fly brooch"
you may not wear anything from white company after labour day (whatever the hell labour day is)
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