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who is "Boden woman" do you think?

(231 Posts)
DillyTantay Wed 23-Sep-09 20:33:11

what is her name
where does she live
what does she eat
what car dos she have

Ineedsomesleep Wed 23-Sep-09 20:33:58

Some silly bint with more money than sense.

DillyTantay Wed 23-Sep-09 20:34:31

I dont think the prices SEEM as bad as they used to.

CybilLiberty Wed 23-Sep-09 20:34:55

She is called Louise/Sally

She lives in Surrey

She eats salad with feta cheese, does a roast on Sunday (whilst Greg is walking the Brown lab)

She drives a fuck off people carrier.

hf128219 Wed 23-Sep-09 20:35:13

In Lymington
Green Tea
No car. Just a horse.

DillyTantay Wed 23-Sep-09 20:35:42

although hwo they get away with charging
£89 for a pair of polyester boots god only knows

bibbitybobbityhat Wed 23-Sep-09 20:35:46

Home counties
Home cooked, low carb

hf128219 Wed 23-Sep-09 20:36:12

Mrs Boden's dh is definitely not called Greg!

LilianGish Wed 23-Sep-09 20:36:21

Isn't she Samantha Cameron?

brimfull Wed 23-Sep-09 20:36:42

she lives on Elm avenue ,her name is Claudia

large edwardian 4/5 bedroom house

3-4 kids

private school

she works part time as events organiser or solicitor

she eats fuck all but it is organic

she drives very old mercedes estate

DillyTantay Wed 23-Sep-09 20:36:55

Nah i think not.
Maybe the dreaded ANthea turner

brimfull Wed 23-Sep-09 20:37:54

she has small tits

brimfull Wed 23-Sep-09 20:39:03

she's the first in her family to go to uni but she keeps quiet about that

moodlumthehoodlum Wed 23-Sep-09 20:39:23

This thread is a bit like my most fave MN thread ever..

this one

brimfull Wed 23-Sep-09 20:40:07

she really really wants a gardener

I'm getting carried away now

CybilLiberty Wed 23-Sep-09 20:40:25

A large proportion of MN if the rash of threads is anything to go by

CybilLiberty Wed 23-Sep-09 20:40:51

She's Mrs Cupcake Bunting isn't she?

hf128219 Wed 23-Sep-09 20:42:46

She really, really wants to shop in exclusive little boutiques - but her underachieving doting dh doesn't earn enough.

moodlumthehoodlum Wed 23-Sep-09 20:43:09

'course she is. And the power plate sessions have done wonders for that post baby tummy..

Bathsheba Wed 23-Sep-09 20:44:00

She is a GP.

All GPs look like the Boden catalogue has thrown up on them.

She is called Julia and drives a Focus.

She lives in a nice area and her children go to the nice school

tattycoram Wed 23-Sep-09 20:45:14

I do know someone who makes Boden look fantastic. She lives in a huge converted , house, makes jam, is very clever, has made heaps of money and is utterly gorgeous. The only time I am tempted to buy Boden is when I see her. Then I slink back to SE London and think again.

Other than her, the only people I see Boden on are usually harrassed mothers wearing hotchpotch on campsites.

preciouslillywhite Wed 23-Sep-09 20:47:37

innit Samanthar Cameron??

purplepeony Wed 23-Sep-09 20:48:03

Dilly you are obsessed with Boden!

She's middle middle class but aspires to be upper middle or upper class.

She has or would like a labrador or similar large dog, an Aga, and an old rectory. Her children have ponies. She does some part time interior design or PR work.

In reality she lives in a semi, drives a Ford, her kids go the the local bog standard comp, and she works as a teacher.

preciouslillywhite Wed 23-Sep-09 20:48:25

...ooops! someone beat me to it


hf128219 Wed 23-Sep-09 20:48:49

If someone is utterly gorgeous anyway they make a sackcloth look great!

Boden is all about aspiring to a lifestyle. Like so many things in life - they lure you in.

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