Help me to wow!

[angrypixie]

I'm having a big birthday party this year (yes - it's one of those birthdays) I have hired a rather grand venue and am thinking of asking all guests to wear black/white whilst I make my grand entrance in ..... red!

If I go ahead, I will need a stunning red dress, very dressy but not full length. I am a size 12/14, great boobs, but not great legs, very long curly hair (brunette). I need to be able to dance to cheesy 80s music in it.

Any ideas? Am prepared to spend if it has wow factor.
Thanks

[missmelly]

crikey you're confident

[angrypixie]

Oh dear, didn't mean to sound OTT but confident, yes I guess I am,

[missmelly]

I meant it in a good way! I'm not unconfident, but I'm one of the types that would rather sneak in and not be noticed, iyswim

having a look if i can see any suitable dresses for you...

[tulpe]

No help on the find a dress front but just wanted to say....

Go, girl

It's your birthday. You can dictate the dress code and of course you want to be the centre of attention

[angrypixie]

Thanks, tulpe. MissMelly you had me worried that I sounded like a complete cow but you can't sneak in on your birthday. Thanks for looking for me, I'm drawing a blank.

[LibrasBiscuitsOfFortune]

www.net-a-porter.com/product/46748certainly has the wow factor, from good boobs I wasn't sure if you meant perky or big.

[missmelly]

this??

this looks slightly seethrough?? would def make a statement

[angrypixie]

Ooh thanks, It's very wow but don't think I want to draw attention to my hips and thighs, definite worst bit.

32DD so pretty big but fairly upright, good scaffolding helps these days though.

[angrypixie]

Thanks MissMelly strapless not good, surprised myself by really liking your second one (not because it's seethrough though)

Do need to be able to wear a decent bra though.

[missmelly]

bet this would look fab

[angrypixie]

too little girlie?

[NoahAmin]

oh i hate this colour thing.
SO cheesey

[angrypixie]

Now that is stunning Miss M.

[LibrasBiscuitsOfFortune]

well then I suggest that you don't have a colour thing for any of your parties NoahAmin.

[missmelly]

wow i love this but wouldnt be able to wear a bra

[brimfull]

will you have a red carpet as well

and hire paparazzi

[missmelly]

another, with one strap

[angrypixie]

That's OK, I haven't invited you Noah At least I don't think I have

[angrypixie]

MissM I think you've done it!!!!! I love that first Debenhams one. Maybe a bra with thin red straps would work? I adore it.

[missmelly]

that's def gorgeous.. looks like it would suit a good pair of knockers too

[angrypixie]

Thank you, you are my new best friend, and of course invited to the party

[missmelly]

haha thank you

hope you have a fab birthday

(I think the red carpet idea is a winner too... )

[Clure]

this
this
wow factor
this

[angrypixie]

Thanks Clure the ASOS dresses are all too short, my legs aren't great. The LK Bennett is great but still runner up to the Debenhams dress so far.

[millenniumfalcon]

how about this?