BLOODY next have changed their "padded toe thong" (!) flip flops. Now they're all penisy and horrible and I've bought a new pair for hte last two years running

[MamaG]

penisy style

Aren't they farking horrid? Old ones had two more rounded straps instead of one thick flat strap

[FrontRowFig]

I know i know
i had to resort to birkenstocks adn white stuff circle sandals.

they are now coach trip styling

[giraffesCantRunA10k]

penisy

[MamaG]

STEP AWAY FROM THE BIRKENSTOCKS

do NOT go down that route FGS!

[FrontRowFig]

too late

[SoupDragon]

Now, I've not seen a huge number, but I've never sen a penis that looks like that.

[AlistairSim]

Dear god, how very dare they!!?

[onepieceofcremeegg]

Fab title btw. Fwiw I can't stand any thong/penisy/rubbing items between my toes so I just buy "normal" sandals.

[onepieceofcremeegg]

[MamaG]

You haven't lived soupy.

Which Birks did you buy fig?

onepiece- I was like that, until these ones from Next converted me

[onepieceofcremeegg]

I have a glamorous friend who looks absolutely fab in her white birkenstocks. (tall, slim, hair always beautiful). I would merely look frumpy.

[SoupDragon]

TBH I think I can live without a penis that looks like a toe-post thong.

[MamaG]

this is them BEFORE they got penised-up

[Kbear]

buy a pair of CROCs and get over it

[MamaG]

NEVER kbear NEVER

[mollyroger]

hahahahahahaahahahahha at fig going all Birkenstock

[EyeballsandherSunburntNorks]

I don't know. The originals look more like penises to me...

[onepieceofcremeegg]

Kbear I have reported your post.

Is everyone ok after that outrageous suggestion? {{{hugs}}}

[brimfull]

I can't see the difference between the penis thongs

[MamaG]

lolol at post reportin¬!!!

[morningpaper]

I have compared these against the phalluses that I have available here and they are not similar

sorry

[onepieceofcremeegg]

My goodness MP are you attending some sort of orgy/swinging event whilst simultaneously mnetting!?

[Tidey]

... Nope, doesn't matter how much I look, I just can't seem to spot any penises in that picture. Is it one of those magic eye things?

[FrontRowFig]

the originals were UBER comfy

an acuqaintance of mine has a watering can ornament in her garden that looks liek a bell end

[MamaG]

ok.
Click on the link. Click on teh pink flip flop. Rotate it until its full-frontal

Imagine your foot in it, that big PENISY bit going up from your toes

urgh

[MamaG]

Have you told her?