Please help me find a dress for a wedding online

[Thomcat]

I'm a 14. Have a tummy I want to hide. Boobs I don't.

I don't want to spend over £100 on it.

It can be fun and funky but fit for a wedding.

(Jade Jagger is going to be there, very possibly a few other of her celeb mates).

HELP!

Oh pic of me somewhere on my profile if that helps???

[WilfSell]

You're getting married online? Whatja need a dress for then?

[WilfSell]

Jade Jagger? Oooooh get you.

[ShittyCatsLawyer]

ponce

[ShittyCatsLawyer]

this

[ShittyCatsLawyer]

with my client on your shoulders

[JackieNo]

Purple?

[JackieNo]

Sparkly bits to draw attention away from the tummy

[JackieNo]

Also sparkly - maybe a bit too strappy? What's the venue? Do you need shoulders covered?

[ShittyCatsLawyer]

this nad purple opaque tights and stakced heels

[Thomcat]

Ohh I've got the puff ball version of that NewLook dress already.
Might fall back on that if I can't find anything new.

Purple one not bad and would hide tummy but not mad keen.

[Thomcat]

Ohhhh you girls are good. And fast.

Reception is Linden Hall in Longhorsely, Newcastle way

[ShittyCatsLawyer]

oh god get the orange dress to mathc your skin then

[Thomcat]

Don't need shoulder covered no.

[ShittyCatsLawyer]

but it may be cold

loads at lipsy loev that body con copy one

[Thomcat]

Errrm, I haven't got orange skin, do you mind....!

[LaDiDaDi]

this is nice, the black bits are beaded

this is lovely, I WANT IT!! but I don't know if it would hide a tummy???

small pic so hard to tell

[ShittyCatsLawyer]

dont like the "ombre trend me self btu hey ho - look its marks and sparks

[JackieNo]

Ted Baker - some orange (actually most are over budget, but this isn't)

[Thomcat]

LOL at ombre trend! Hmmm not feeling that one so much.

[ShittyCatsLawyer]

do liek a plain dress - this wiha thick patent belt - pahse eight have one - cool tihgts and shoes

[LaDiDaDi]

Ooh I was at a wedding there March 2007.

I got drunk/sleepy and never made it to the evening do. Went for a lie down at 7pm and woke up at 11pm !

[Thomcat]

Yeah, plain can be good.
Feel like I need something a bit more...get otta here

[ShittyCatsLawyer]

htis is so your uncle cna say " did your dress have a row with your shoulder" isnt it

[ShittyCatsLawyer]

hmm
so not classic
you want vamp

[ShittyCatsLawyer]

farking nora