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do you have terrible fanny hair problems? do you have bad teeth? do you have sun damage? have the fates fucked you over royally in the hair department?

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hatrick Sun 10-Aug-08 00:07:08

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Tortington Sun 10-Aug-08 00:07:57

nowt a razor cant cure
no - my mum was v. good with taking care of my teeth
no, i am lucky in that i have dark skin
no, again i am lucky - except that i have lots of grey at only 36 yrs old.

i have no idea what this is about.

expatinscotland Sun 10-Aug-08 00:09:03

my skin tone is fucked.

and my hair!

it used to be thick and dark and straight.

now it's fucking greying, thinning and frizzy. i have to fuck around with GHDs and shampoo for mature hair and colourants. i can never just throw it in a ponytail and go anymore.

DillyTanty Sun 10-Aug-08 00:12:03

expat i got some ultrabland the other day, really liking it so far. may even like it more than eve lom... [heretic] (although hmm at the pack instructions to wipe off with damp cotton wool, i reckon you need a muslin).

expatinscotland Sun 10-Aug-08 00:13:24

get some Boots No. 7 Protect and Perfect Beauty Serum.

it'll even out your skin tone.

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DillyTanty Sun 10-Aug-08 00:14:35

am still using my eve lom moisturiser. although at night i'm using bio-oil. fuck knows what's in there but i reckon it's good.

expatinscotland Sun 10-Aug-08 00:15:21

it's olive undertone, but it's light.

i have freckles all over my nose that are now sun damage.

and across my cheeks.

it is shit.

and i always have to use eau de parfum because i don't hold a scent well, unless it's eau de sweat.

i can never leave a lingering scent that will haunt a man till he dies. no, fuck that.

he can just forget about me because he can't smell me a minute after i leave a room.

angry

expatinscotland Sun 10-Aug-08 00:15:22

it's olive undertone, but it's light.

i have freckles all over my nose that are now sun damage.

and across my cheeks.

it is shit.

and i always have to use eau de parfum because i don't hold a scent well, unless it's eau de sweat.

i can never leave a lingering scent that will haunt a man till he dies. no, fuck that.

he can just forget about me because he can't smell me a minute after i leave a room.

angry

expatinscotland Sun 10-Aug-08 00:16:22

my feet are also ugly.

they have an ugly shape and the big toe looks like a Brazilian nut.

DillyTanty Sun 10-Aug-08 00:16:24

right, lady. what deodorant are you using?

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expatinscotland Sun 10-Aug-08 00:18:23

oh, yes, i love my erm um legs!

DillyTanty Sun 10-Aug-08 00:18:25

my feet are just straight-out lovely. [smug]
deod, expat?

expatinscotland Sun 10-Aug-08 00:20:02

um, sure antiprespirant.

topped off with tom's of maine.

usually coco chanel or chanel chance - my sister didn't like it and sent me a next to unused bottle. score!

she likes davidoff cool water.

i think it smells like horse piss .

PinkTulips Sun 10-Aug-08 00:21:17

my face is fat.

thanks for that ds angry

i look like a freaking bulldog.

bet there ain't got a magic cream for that one eh?

my fingers are fat too.... i can't wear any of my rings anymore.

and the bump has given me acne.

and my hair is frizzy and dry and doesn't do what it's told.

teeth aren't too bad although my gums bleed every time i brush my teeth and have done since i was 15..... like as in whole mouthfuls of blood.

i don't know if it's sun damage but i have little tiny pinprick blood spots all over my arms and torso.... if i rub them they come off and then oooze back out again. is that sun damage?

fanny hair is good thanks.... what little of it i allow to get beyond a mm long grin

making you feel better expat? wink

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3andnomore Sun 10-Aug-08 00:22:58

oh, where would I start....but basically have most mentioned above...sigh....and a fecking stupid bodytype to boot....

tbh, it be much easier to tell you about the few things I do like....mainly my ears...I have lovely ears...hm...see...and already I am out of more to say....

BoysAreLikeDogs Sun 10-Aug-08 00:23:48

My feet are hobbity horrible

I have white eyebrow hairs and random chin whiskers [covers eyes]

You don't wanna know about my erm fanjo hair do you?

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DillyTanty Sun 10-Aug-08 00:24:12

right. trust me. i know what i'm doing here.

stop with the anti-perspirants.

get the salt deodorants from napiers (you don't need an excuse to go to napiers, i know...)

they're just deods, right, so make no claim to stop you sweating. however, i think they do. and all my friends think so too.

and prior to this discovery i was a mitchum gal, 'so effective you only need to use every two days'. my arse.

expatinscotland Sun 10-Aug-08 00:24:14

i have always been naturally slim, that is true.

but then again, if offered a slice of cake or a glass of wine, i'll always chose the vino .

3andnomore Sun 10-Aug-08 00:25:13

I used to have nice feet...but they aren't aging well....

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