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John Lewis bikini bottom shock horror - with added bonus for pedants!

(52 Posts)
Bluestocking Wed 06-Aug-08 21:57:56

Check this out!

flowerybeanbag Wed 06-Aug-08 21:58:59

Good lord.

<<hides eyes>>

ButterflyMcQueen Wed 06-Aug-08 21:59:29

oh dear !

onebatmother Wed 06-Aug-08 21:59:36

grin Who is this Seafolly Matt?

StellaDallas Wed 06-Aug-08 21:59:45

PMSL. That is truly hideous.

FabioFridgeFluffFrenzy Wed 06-Aug-08 22:00:19

You betcha camel toe it's on sale.


onebatmother Wed 06-Aug-08 22:00:49

And she's a size -24! And even her arse is squished up to her hips!

SoMuchToBits Wed 06-Aug-08 22:00:53

I'm more shocked by the "seperates" than anything else!

differentID Wed 06-Aug-08 22:00:57

<my eyes have been assaulted>
<runs crying back to the baaarrrrr>
Those are flipping foul!

preggersplayspop Wed 06-Aug-08 22:01:32

My god! That's not right.

SazzlesA Wed 06-Aug-08 22:02:31

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bythepowerofgreyskull Wed 06-Aug-08 22:03:21

sorry but if they look awful on a size 0 model what the f*ck are they going to look like on someone my size!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bluestocking Wed 06-Aug-08 22:03:32

Glad to have brightened up your evening!
Just think, if Seafolly Matt can make a size zero model look that misshapen, what on earth could he do with a normal woman?

flowerybeanbag Wed 06-Aug-08 22:03:54

I just read the description, which contains another beaut for the pedants...

Bluestocking Wed 06-Aug-08 22:05:18

FBB, whoever wrote that description must be a moonlighting estate agent.

preggersplayspop Wed 06-Aug-08 22:05:48

They look like they got the model dressed in shorts which should have been in the toddler boys section.

onebatmother Wed 06-Aug-08 22:05:59

<slightly, shamefully, aroused by the idea of Seafolly Matt seperating my bikini shorts, were I to own such a thing>

muggglewump Wed 06-Aug-08 22:06:52

Good grief she looks hideous in those

flowerybeanbag Wed 06-Aug-08 22:07:49

I reckon so Bluestocking.

'Pure sexbomb' hmm

'These one's' <<cringe>>

MatNanPlus Wed 06-Aug-08 22:09:18

My thoughts too ByThePowerOfGreyskull

FluffyMummy123 Wed 06-Aug-08 22:09:53

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PeaMcLean Wed 06-Aug-08 22:09:57

<snigger> just got the grammar issue blush I'm slow.

Gross shorts.

IdrisTheDragon Wed 06-Aug-08 22:12:21

Those shorts are wrong on so many levels.

And so is their description.

differentID Wed 06-Aug-08 22:15:05


NigellaTheOriginal Wed 06-Aug-08 22:17:03

i'd look really good in those.

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