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Blondes are a bit thick aren't they?

(31 Posts)
Tortington Tue 05-Aug-08 09:27:10

Don't mind me - you must take this thread in good humour - becuase i say so in this op. and if you don't you are a killjoy - so please do not register your offense here.

here are some jokes to prove it

bythepowerofgreyskull Tue 05-Aug-08 09:28:19

I love the fact that I am blonde - it explains the mad moments without me saying anything grin

Tortington Tue 05-Aug-08 09:28:25

Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.

Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".

Tortington Tue 05-Aug-08 09:28:47

Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Tortington Tue 05-Aug-08 09:29:07

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?
A: Because it said "Concentrate"

Tortington Tue 05-Aug-08 09:29:32

Q: A one armed blonde is hanging from a tree. How can you make her fall?
A: You wave at her!

bythepowerofgreyskull Tue 05-Aug-08 09:30:11


CaptFabioHiltsCatInTheCooler Tue 05-Aug-08 09:30:22

Heh heh heh eh heh

cornsilk Tue 05-Aug-08 09:33:30

Custardo is clearly blond looking at the quality of these jokes. Patsy Kensit (39) is blond also.

TillyScoutsmum Tue 05-Aug-08 09:35:16

I had a good blonde joke on email yesterday ... but I've forgotten it

I am blonde obviously grin

ComeOVeneer Tue 05-Aug-08 09:37:40

I came on here to be outraged (although I must admit I am no longer sure if I am actualy blonde), but these are slightly amusing I suppose grin.

NotQuiteCockney Tue 05-Aug-08 09:38:45

How can you tell a blonde has a blond boyfriend?

By the bruises around her bellybutton.

Tortington Tue 05-Aug-08 09:41:49

V.good there NQC

SpandexIsMyEnemy Tue 05-Aug-08 09:43:36

exactly power! lol.

nqc -don't get your one thou blush

Tortington Tue 05-Aug-08 09:46:01

iz it 'cos u iz blonde per chance?

NigellaTheOriginal Tue 05-Aug-08 09:50:41

absolutely true in my case (although the mousey side of blond) airhead. dopey. dizzy. and a bit thick.

SpandexIsMyEnemy Tue 05-Aug-08 09:54:46

oh how rude custy!

Tortington Tue 05-Aug-08 09:57:44


TillyScoutsmum Tue 05-Aug-08 09:57:57

I'm not a natural blonde and I'm not naturally thick. I do have my moments though wink

suedonim Tue 05-Aug-08 11:41:10

Dd1's best friend is an archetypal blonde, always getting into ditzy situations. On her very first day at work she managed to lock herself into the photocopier cupboard and, being new, it was quite some time before anyone noticed she was missing. grin

<<A blonde joke. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!>>

sarah293 Tue 05-Aug-08 11:47:51

Message withdrawn

love2sleep Tue 05-Aug-08 11:50:47

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

artificial intelligince grin

giraffescantdancethetango Tue 05-Aug-08 11:58:06


TillyScoutsmum Tue 05-Aug-08 12:03:02

A blonde walked into a bar and sat next to a guy. The evening news was on the tv and there was a guy on there standing on a bridge, ready to jump

Girl says to guy next to her .."So, do you think he will jump ?" Guy says "yes". Blonde bets him £20 that he doesn't jump. Guy takes her up on the bet

They watch and the guy jumps sad

Blonde is disappointed but says "Fair's fair" and gave him the £20

Guy: "I can't accept this. I already saw it on the 5pm news, so I knew he was going to jump"

Blonde: "That's ok. So did I. I just didn't think he'd do it again"


beautyscientist Tue 05-Aug-08 12:08:57

Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

I find this one funnier if you change it to

Q: What do UFO's and dumb blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

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