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Califrau Fri 01-Aug-08 22:48:18

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BoysAreLikeDogs Fri 01-Aug-08 22:51:06

Oh dear Cali

Farting shoes are embarrassing

Hopefully as you wear them in they will stop

ThingOne Fri 01-Aug-08 22:52:52

Are they cross about something? Do you feet smell?

Califrau Fri 01-Aug-08 22:54:01

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Beauregard Fri 01-Aug-08 22:58:03

Tights or socks

gigglewitch Fri 01-Aug-08 23:01:11

my mum says shoes hffff when you haven't paid for them first get them

grin

Califrau Fri 01-Aug-08 23:01:18

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Califrau Fri 01-Aug-08 23:02:28

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psychomum5 Fri 01-Aug-08 23:02:36

they soon stop when they a full of sweat apparently

wink

Beauregard Fri 01-Aug-08 23:03:07

lol grin
Worked on my moms noisy shoes

S1ur Fri 01-Aug-08 23:04:55

This is a well known phenomenom actually I think its called shufflingpherkufflingatonitus

You have to moonwalk, usually once or twice settles them down.

<not helpful>

gigglewitch Fri 01-Aug-08 23:05:28

PFNM means wear the socks over the sandals

so the hffffff is a muted hf <shhhh>

grin

S1ur Fri 01-Aug-08 23:05:45

Or put on weight. You are clearly too elf-like and light you need to WEIGH them down.

<still not helpful>

Pennies Fri 01-Aug-08 23:09:25

hfffffffffing is nothing. My Boden wedges fart like troopers.

Califrau Fri 01-Aug-08 23:11:01

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Niceychops Sat 02-Aug-08 07:53:08

Tell them to stop being passive-aggressive and tell you what the problem is.

Flightputsonahat Sat 02-Aug-08 08:21:46

PMSL! grin

MrsJohnCusack Sat 02-Aug-08 09:18:49

they're just grumbling
listen to their woes and interject occasionally with 'oooooh I know' a la Sybil Fawlty. They just want some sympathy

<not helpful am I>

Califrau Sat 02-Aug-08 18:52:51

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MrsJohnCusack Sat 02-Aug-08 19:06:45

Oh are we not helping?

blimey, some people....

anyway...what is making the noise? your feet sliding on the shoes, the soles, the straps, the heel bits - can you tell?

psychomum5 Sat 02-Aug-08 19:13:50

can you not give them a liberal spinkling of talc and see if that fills all the little holes that are pffffftttttttttttttttttting.

((there are little holes pffffffffftttttttttttttttting aren;t there??))

Rhubarbstalkingarsehole Sat 02-Aug-08 19:15:36

glue

Califrau Sat 02-Aug-08 19:17:47

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psychomum5 Sat 02-Aug-08 19:21:33

soak them in water.

they will squidge, but they will not pffftttt anymore.



<<psycho runs from the flying shoe>>

Califrau Sat 02-Aug-08 22:30:28

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