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reaclassification of MN sterotypes

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FluffyMummy123 Tue 29-Apr-08 09:41:59

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MrsBadger Tue 29-Apr-08 09:56:24

the harsh sister is unneccesarily nasty though

she will not say 'the red one is better'
she will say ' the blue one makes your skin look bad and your arse big'

brimfull Tue 29-Apr-08 10:03:59


knows everyone's reading level
walls of house covered in educational stuff
strict routines that must not waver
has child's life planned out for next 20 yrs
telly never on,kids don't know who Ben10 is

FluffyMummy123 Tue 29-Apr-08 10:04:39

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Janni Tue 29-Apr-08 10:07:33

Maddening Mum

'You've gained a little weight'
'Is that in fashion now?'

brimfull Tue 29-Apr-08 10:07:40


never wants to drive anywhere to pick up kids as she's had a drink

that's me btw

FluffyMummy123 Tue 29-Apr-08 10:08:08

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CountessDracula Tue 29-Apr-08 10:08:14

how about false friend
the friend who says you look great in something that makes you look like a fat munter. Then she will look better next to you

WilfSell Tue 29-Apr-08 10:08:45

pmsl at not knowing who Ben 10 is

<eyes watering at being forced to recite 10 alien monster names all morning>

FluffyMummy123 Tue 29-Apr-08 10:08:59

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FluffyMummy123 Tue 29-Apr-08 10:09:43

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WilfSell Tue 29-Apr-08 10:10:40

pilates pal
wears MBTs and yoga pants everywhere. has arse of an 8 year old boy. Only drinks wheatgrass juice for breakfast

brimfull Tue 29-Apr-08 10:11:21


I know all these people

FluffyMummy123 Tue 29-Apr-08 10:11:22

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orangina Tue 29-Apr-08 10:11:37

I guess smug mum has been done to death has it? The one whose lifestyle choices, whatever they are, are always the RIGHT ONES (work, don't work, part time work, have more children, stop at 2, etc, etc...). Gag. We have one of those in our orbit...

cornsilk Tue 29-Apr-08 10:13:15

faux glam mum
immacualately dressed up for the school run, high heeled boots, figure hugging jeans, perfect hair, full make up, carefully prepared topics of conversation, rubbing shoulders only with 'professional' mums. House is a shit tip.

orangina Tue 29-Apr-08 10:13:42

yes, and what about the one who has defintiely got eating issues, but loves to tell you that you look very well carrying the extra weight, it SUITS YOU...
(secure in the knowledge she must be about a size 6 by now...). Bulimic buddy.

NormaSnorks Tue 29-Apr-08 10:13:49

PiTA Mum - always harassing you to help on the PTA stall, asking for cash, getting you to join 'working groups' hmm

brimfull Tue 29-Apr-08 10:14:30

ballerina bitch

has photos of ugly child in ballet poses all over house
spends days making hideous tree outfit for elephantine child

largeginandtonic Tue 29-Apr-08 10:14:44

Boden mac mum

Glides in to the playground in various tailored macs and matching pumps making those of us who struggle to pull on jeans and a t-shirt feel utterly rubbish for the rest of the day.


FluffyMummy123 Tue 29-Apr-08 10:14:54

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orangina Tue 29-Apr-08 10:15:05

Boring bastard, the one who behaves as though all her children are PFBs, and bores you RIGID with blardy feeding schedules. Still. After 3 kids.

largeginandtonic Tue 29-Apr-08 10:15:18

LOL Cornsilk!

CrushWithEyeliner Tue 29-Apr-08 10:15:57

oh yes - smug Mum

will change every lifestyle choice as the best to suit her whatever life stage

" oh I'm really glad I went back to work - so good to be something other than Mummy all the time"
"Oh I'm going to quit now to dedicate myself to the children - so important at this time"

" I think I will have 4 so they have a lovely big family"
"Oh I think two is just right and we can afford lovely things for them both"

whilst just smiling and staying quiet at WHATEVER you say your plans are


NormaSnorks Tue 29-Apr-08 10:15:59

Oh, and UberOrganiser - always organising the next get together, co-ordinating children's holiday clubs, playdates, the Xmas Fair (in April) etc

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