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Are these actually the most ugly shoes ever??

(38 Posts)
Theromanempire Sun 11-Mar-18 20:59:53

And you would have to pay £120 for the privilege 😂😂

oh my god

PlasticWatch Sun 11-Mar-18 21:01:20

Looks like Bread!

CountFosco Sun 11-Mar-18 21:04:05

No, these are. They are Gucci and cost $1800.

Arealhumanbeing Sun 11-Mar-18 21:04:57

Mmmmmm cake.

Alabasterangel6 Sun 11-Mar-18 21:06:51

Actually count my DS (6) would LOVE those. Anything to look more like Chewbacca!

Theromanempire Sun 11-Mar-18 21:07:30

Ok count I'll give you that. They really are horrific 🙈 do people actually wear such things??

HellToupee Sun 11-Mar-18 21:09:00

Jesus wept, those Gucci ones look like Cousin IT and his twin brother stuck on some poor soul’s feet!!!

Timmytoo Sun 11-Mar-18 21:13:18

I have three contenders

DeathByMascara Sun 11-Mar-18 21:15:26

Mine don’t seem quite as bad now....

BluePony Sun 11-Mar-18 21:16:45

What about these? Are they in the running?

JesusInTheCabbageVan Sun 11-Mar-18 21:16:54

The Ugg ones look exactly like the head of some weird tropical fish.

RaindropsAndSparkles Sun 11-Mar-18 21:20:04

The Gucci ones look like Yeti feet.

The Ugg ones look like they have been made for children's TV. Through the round window, we visit the mad shoe factory

SpiritedLondon Sun 11-Mar-18 21:45:38

😂 OMG the Gucci ones are legendary. I’d love to try and DIY a pair with a couple of toupees. The black ones above are Alexander McQueen aren’t they? Sorry you’re never going to get me to mock those if they are....they look like alien shoes and that’s kinda cool.

SpiritedLondon Sun 11-Mar-18 21:47:00

Those Missy Piggy cowboy boots have got 5 stars ..... perhaps they’re insanely comfortable? 😂

Megatron Sun 11-Mar-18 22:05:09

Amazing ...

JustHooking Sun 11-Mar-18 22:06:56

I haven't a picture but have you seen the hairy stilettos?
They are not monster hairy like the ones above, more pube hairy

MartinRohdesBellybuttonFluff Sun 11-Mar-18 23:46:54

JustHooking, I take it you mean these beauties...

echt Mon 12-Mar-18 03:55:31

OMG, Attack of the Killer Pubes.

On the other hand, could be finessed into Tragic Hair Loss Before Big Night Out.

mamaryllis Mon 12-Mar-18 04:15:42

Omg I am actually crying at the pube shoes. No. No. No. just no. <weeps>

MagicFajita Mon 12-Mar-18 04:22:46

Great thread , some truly ugly shoes here.

I won't have a word said against the brilliantly nuts Irregular choice thoughsmile

Though I know that they're the ultimate marmite shoe.

JustHooking Mon 12-Mar-18 07:02:25

Thank you fluff
Those are the beauties

TroubledTribble28 Mon 12-Mar-18 07:11:00

Thank you for this thread. flowers

TammyWhyNot Mon 12-Mar-18 08:48:49

OMG the pube stilettos!

Shaved your pubes onto wet varnish!

AbsentmindedWoman Mon 12-Mar-18 15:35:01

This is the best thread grin I want more!

MrsMozart Mon 12-Mar-18 15:37:18

Oh my eyes hurt!

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