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Are these the best jeans ever, or am I on glue?

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SnackieChan Thu 19-Oct-17 17:12:01

Perfect for averting all forms of yeast infection, not to mention the dreaded "swamp butt" - folks, I present the THONG JEAN. Look how breezy and delightful they are! Show off your well-turned calf muscles and eliminate VPL in one fell swoop.


PerfectlyDone Thu 19-Oct-17 17:12:55

You are most definitely on glue shock

neveradullmoment99 Thu 19-Oct-17 17:16:39


neveradullmoment99 Thu 19-Oct-17 17:18:12

I liked this comment..grin

They look highly impractical, and the comments from elderly relatives just don’t bear thinking about

Justgivemesomepeace Thu 19-Oct-17 17:18:43

There's no jeans though. Just scrag ends of denim grinconfused

ErrolTheDragon Thu 19-Oct-17 17:22:08

Jeans should be unisex. Did they send a bloke onto the catwalk in those?

MancLife Thu 19-Oct-17 17:53:22

If they're unisex they wouldn't have to.

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties Thu 19-Oct-17 18:45:00

On a practical note, you'd just get caught on door handles or get your foot caught in the other leg.

Surely no one would buy them like this? You'd take some scissors to some old jeans, job done.

FadedRed Thu 19-Oct-17 18:48:19

Well, that's my Christmas list sorted........

Intomyarms Thu 19-Oct-17 19:01:49

They are fab.

Obviously I jest.

MancLife Thu 19-Oct-17 19:14:25

My first though was it's satirical. Then realised it's not.

FiveShelties Thu 19-Oct-17 20:01:57

I think they would look better ironedgrin

NoCryLilSoftSoft Thu 19-Oct-17 20:07:04

I don’t understand why anyone would put that on a model in order to improve anyone’s impression of their brand.

Ecadia Thu 19-Oct-17 20:42:55

I feel like maybe she wandered in and it was a mistake? I hope that is the case because they are hideous

MikeUniformMike Thu 19-Oct-17 22:06:37

They're the best!

ErrolTheDragon Thu 19-Oct-17 23:39:18

Surely no one would buy them like this? You'd take some scissors to some old jeans, job done.

Maybe its meant to be some sort of satirical comment on run-of-the-mill 'distressed' jeans, which get bought by idiotic youngsters

Nettletheelf Fri 20-Oct-17 00:08:20

Cheryl Cole will buy some of those, guaranteed.

Gingernaut Fri 20-Oct-17 00:15:00


I am not trying those on. There are limits, you know.....

Theresnonamesleft Fri 20-Oct-17 00:22:19

Perfect school run wear grin
One up from the pj school run.

oldlaundbooth Fri 20-Oct-17 01:27:23

I love that porridge-grey body that chick is wearing.

Haffiana Fri 20-Oct-17 14:15:36

Thing is, although I am really very easy going about the clothing I see on others, I would just burst out laughing if I saw someone wearing those.

You would need to absolutely worship fashion to wear those in public.

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