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Are these the best jeans ever, or am I on glue?

20 replies

SnackieChan · 19/10/2017 17:12

Perfect for averting all forms of yeast infection, not to mention the dreaded "swamp butt" - folks, I present the THONG JEAN. Look how breezy and delightful they are! Show off your well-turned calf muscles and eliminate VPL in one fell swoop.

www.thedebrief.co.uk/style/fashion/thong-jeans-are-now-a-thing-20171068527

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PerfectlyDone · 19/10/2017 17:12

You are most definitely on glue Shock

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neveradullmoment99 · 19/10/2017 17:16

ShockShockShock

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neveradullmoment99 · 19/10/2017 17:18

I liked this comment..Grin

They look highly impractical, and the comments from elderly relatives just don’t bear thinking about

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Justgivemesomepeace · 19/10/2017 17:18

There's no jeans though. Just scrag ends of denim GrinConfused

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ErrolTheDragon · 19/10/2017 17:22

Jeans should be unisex. Did they send a bloke onto the catwalk in those?

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MancLife · 19/10/2017 17:53

If they're unisex they wouldn't have to.

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ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 19/10/2017 18:45

On a practical note, you'd just get caught on door handles or get your foot caught in the other leg.

Surely no one would buy them like this? You'd take some scissors to some old jeans, job done.

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FadedRed · 19/10/2017 18:48

Well, that's my Christmas list sorted........

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Intomyarms · 19/10/2017 19:01

They are fab.









Obviously I jest.

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MancLife · 19/10/2017 19:14

My first though was it's satirical. Then realised it's not.

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FiveShelties · 19/10/2017 20:01

I think they would look better ironedGrin

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NoCryLilSoftSoft · 19/10/2017 20:07

I don’t understand why anyone would put that on a model in order to improve anyone’s impression of their brand.

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Ecadia · 19/10/2017 20:42

I feel like maybe she wandered in and it was a mistake? I hope that is the case because they are hideous

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MikeUniformMike · 19/10/2017 22:06

They're the best!

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ErrolTheDragon · 19/10/2017 23:39

Surely no one would buy them like this? You'd take some scissors to some old jeans, job done.

Maybe its meant to be some sort of satirical comment on run-of-the-mill 'distressed' jeans, which get bought by idiotic youngsters

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Nettletheelf · 20/10/2017 00:08

Cheryl Cole will buy some of those, guaranteed.

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Gingernaut · 20/10/2017 00:15

Nope.

I am not trying those on. There are limits, you know.....

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Theresnonamesleft · 20/10/2017 00:22

Perfect school run wear Grin
One up from the pj school run.

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oldlaundbooth · 20/10/2017 01:27

I love that porridge-grey body that chick is wearing.

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Haffiana · 20/10/2017 14:15

Thing is, although I am really very easy going about the clothing I see on others, I would just burst out laughing if I saw someone wearing those.

You would need to absolutely worship fashion to wear those in public.

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