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What the FUCK

(127 Posts)
bitchpleaase Mon 02-Oct-17 14:15:10

Look at these:

The M&S pink dress ain’t got shit on these grin

Margomyhero Mon 02-Oct-17 14:16:01



StewPots Mon 02-Oct-17 14:18:10

Oh my god! What are they?? Bizarre and sure to be a hit somewhere grinhmm

flumpybear Mon 02-Oct-17 14:18:11

It's like daisy dukes inthe cooler climatehmm

badabing36 Mon 02-Oct-17 14:18:25

Wow! Thank you so much for showing me those ridiculous things. You've made my day.

ilovevenice Mon 02-Oct-17 14:19:42

Mom jeans?? confused

RightOnTheEdge Mon 02-Oct-17 14:20:10

shock grin wtf??

ilovevenice Mon 02-Oct-17 14:20:32

Would certainly liven up the school run grin

RhonaRugMuncherr Mon 02-Oct-17 14:21:46

If I saw my mum in those I'd gouge my eyes out!

They remind me of something Rihanna would wear

bitchpleaase Mon 02-Oct-17 14:22:46

They’re mesmerising, aren’t they?


IMissSmashHits Mon 02-Oct-17 14:22:51

Holy Fuck Sticks.
They look like Bewitched meets Ann Summers.

bitchpleaase Mon 02-Oct-17 14:24:47

I should add that I buy Joni / Jamie jeans form Topshop and came across these whilst browsing their website for a new pair.

I was not, repeat NOT searching for ‘mom’ suspender jeans. grin

JustFeelSad Mon 02-Oct-17 14:25:15

I'm not often shocked....BUT...!!!!!

bitchpleaase Mon 02-Oct-17 14:25:38


Scrowy Mon 02-Oct-17 14:26:02

How can they justify £85 for half a pair of jeans!!?

AntagonyAunt Mon 02-Oct-17 14:26:56

Jesus christ!

squoosh Mon 02-Oct-17 14:28:26

Standard trews for my mom.

prettywhiteguitar Mon 02-Oct-17 14:29:50

Just the right height for all my cellulite grin

TooExtraImmatureCheddar Mon 02-Oct-17 14:31:52

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! grin grin

Wtf does Topshop think sometimes? And £85 is just the cherry on the top.

TanteRose Mon 02-Oct-17 14:32:02

That's made me proper laugh grin

But 85 quid?!? Bloody hell...

Bumbumtaloo Mon 02-Oct-17 14:33:03

shock What the fuck?! Who will actually wear them??

My second thought was they will be chilly in the winter..... when did I turn into my mum shockgrin

clumsyduck Mon 02-Oct-17 14:33:10

Whhhhhy ?! confused

Roomba Mon 02-Oct-17 14:39:57

Hahaha! Can't picture my mum in those! Or me, for that matter.

I've just been reminded of the tim when, aged 4, I saw my mother putting on stockings and suspenders. Apparently I pointed at her bare thigh bits and asked, 'What's this fat bit here for, Mummy?'. Sorry mum...

MrsEricBana Mon 02-Oct-17 14:42:10

Suspender jeans perhaps (if you were maaaaaaad) but suspender MOM jeans 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

squoosh Mon 02-Oct-17 14:42:47

They're for an S&M line dancing mom.

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