Admit it, folks, you NEED "Detachable Shorts Jeans" in your life...

[ThaliaLuxurySpa]

www.openingceremony.com/womens/y_project/detachable-shorts-jeans-ST96192.html

Not often I'm lost for words, but...er...um

Your thoughts?

[LaPharisienne]

MY EYES

[Athrawes]

Holy mother of the little baby cheeses! I am scarred!

[Beansonapost]

Wow!

🤢... but someone will buy it

[TheFutureMrsB]

What in the holy shit are they!!!??

[Out2pasture]

Really really ugly

[Youvegotafriendinme]

Oh.my.lord. 😱

[ThaliaLuxurySpa]

But they're such good value at only £328!

[Jillyonaplate]

I was expecting to see convertible trousers. There are no adequate words...

[hellokittymania]

I can't see them clearly, but it looks like they are very very short shorts if the legs can come off, as in shorter than Hooters?

[KarlKennedysBumCrack]

Hideous as trousers and repulsive as shorts! No sane person would wear them, even the model looks ashamed.

[LaLegue]

And as if the jeans weren't bad enough, what the actual frig is that hideous body thing underneath all about? 😱

I don't think I've ever seen a less attractive outfit.

[Feyenoord]

This has to be designed by a man. I can't fathom any woman liking this.

[carrotcakecupcake]

Dear god my eyes! It's like something a Kardashian would wear!

[HipsterRaccoon]

Oh jesus... I couldn't tear my eyes away from the slideshow of hideousness, first the jeans, then the shorts somehow being even worse. And yes, that body!

[wtffgs]

Just wow!

[Ecclesiastes]

The people who design and market this stuff actually hate women. There is no other logical explanation.

[ChishandFips33]

Bloody hell!!

She just needs the long clear boots linked to on another thread and it would be a triple fail - top, shorts, boots

[Idrinkandiknowstuff]

Actually I came on thinking, yes I do need "detachable shorts jeans" in my life.

Then I saw them!!!!

[Chocolatekeepsmesane]

Wow that is hideous.

[ThaliaLuxurySpa]

Wonder if inspiration was sought from "Angling Times"?

(And the price of waders includes integrated footwear, too, oh misguided designer of Detachable Shorts Jeans).

[Hairydontcare]

That's got to be a piss take. Surely!

Denim knickers and then a windsock on each leg???

[HerBigChance]

Combined with a really shit top as well? Nope, I don't need these things in my life. God how hideous...

[MorrisZapp]

That model is on valium. It's how she copes.

[ThaliaLuxurySpa]

Imagine the potential for seam chafing, too, unless you walk like John Wayne.

[Keepingupwiththejonesys]

That is hilarious!! Who actually wears these things?! I can't even imagine them being used for fancy dress!