Tight-astrophy

[PuffinNose]

Mid afternoon at work today I looked down and it suddenly struck me not only was I wearing tights that were so glossy they almost dazzled, they were actually pretty much American Tan colour. Good look.
I was also wearing lipstick and blusher today which is a rarity so I felt like I was competing for Miss World. My leg coverings would make me a cert.
The worse part? I bought a 5 pack. So I have spares if anyone cares to join me in the figute skating tryouts?
Hm. Actually, no, maybe the worse part was the overall look that was created by shiny brown legs and red heels...