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Hideous jeans klaxon

(48 Posts)
LadyOfTheCanyon Tue 18-Apr-17 13:15:32¤cyid=1&ppcadref=761030383%7C39786867323%7Cpla-296301191253&gclid=CLnK7fz8rdMCFcJAGwodJy8Jlg

Really hoping this link works, as I'm on my phone and fat fingered, but I stumbled upon these delights on Asos and thought I'd brighten up your afternoon

DelinquencyMatters Tue 18-Apr-17 13:16:59

Haha brilliant

Mom jeans because they keep your toddler busy like a play station!

GiddyGiddyGoat Tue 18-Apr-17 13:18:19

Glamorous? Glamorous?!

taybert Tue 18-Apr-17 13:18:57

I saw these last week when on the hunt for the elusive "boyfriend jeans that fit". I think I gave up and made a brew when I saw those ones.

BernardsarenotalwaysSaints Tue 18-Apr-17 13:19:06

My eyes! shock

LadyOfTheCanyon Tue 18-Apr-17 13:21:02

Delinquency grin

Cyrpusinsummer Tue 18-Apr-17 13:22:08

I could work those bows

RandomDent Tue 18-Apr-17 13:22:56

I'm distressed looking at the bows!

abbsisspartacus Tue 18-Apr-17 13:24:10

What have I just seen?

LadyOfTheCanyon Tue 18-Apr-17 13:25:46

You're** a braver woman than I, Cyprus!

CoolCarrie Tue 18-Apr-17 13:26:14

Hahahah! Only Kate Moss could wear those, and then they would need steam cleaned

Cyrpusinsummer Tue 18-Apr-17 13:27:55

I would shimmy rather than walk

bibbitybobbityyhat Tue 18-Apr-17 13:28:03

Bloody nora!

UnderTheDesk Tue 18-Apr-17 13:28:13

The bows do look quite distressed, it has to be said. :truth in advertising:

NevermetaGilesIlike Tue 18-Apr-17 15:12:40

I think a few drinks were had before the 'design' team cracked those feckers out.

ChishandFips33 Tue 18-Apr-17 21:03:35

Do you think in pic 4 she's thinking "WTF am I wearing???!!!"

LadyOfTheCanyon Tue 18-Apr-17 22:02:24

She looks absolutely mortified.

kkkkaty123 Tue 18-Apr-17 22:04:10

This in the trade is what we call sale foda!

SpongeBobJudgeyPants Tue 18-Apr-17 22:06:07

Those bows aren't just distressed, they're suicidal...

MistyMinge Tue 18-Apr-17 22:06:52

What the hell are those?

Fearne Cotton will probably be showing a pair of these off on her Facebook page soon grin

Tummelthecat Tue 18-Apr-17 22:10:10

Hahahaha! Thank you for posting the link OP. That's the funniest thing I've seen all day.

Freshprincess Tue 18-Apr-17 22:11:58

I love Asos but they have some real batshit stuff on there.
Even the model is thinking Wtf!

UsedToBeAPaxmanFan Tue 18-Apr-17 22:12:45

Oh my God.

I wouldn't say I'm the pinnacle of fashion but even I can tell that those are truly hideous. Do you think they'll sell a single pair?

Ladydepp Tue 18-Apr-17 22:13:41

Glamorous and distressed in one description! Genius grin

Shenanagins Tue 18-Apr-17 22:14:09

That link should have had a health warning!

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