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Hands up if you've ever seen an uglier pair of boots in your life. Ever.

(129 Posts)
WilburIsSomePig Mon 17-Apr-17 21:12:27

I just ... what the hell?

WanderingTrolley1 Mon 17-Apr-17 21:13:25

Shitting hell.

Holz657 Mon 17-Apr-17 21:13:32

Eww. Can you imagine sweaty feet in them?! No thank you

pieceofpurplesky Mon 17-Apr-17 21:13:50

Holy shit. That's all I can say

JustHereForThePooStories Mon 17-Apr-17 21:13:53

Like athletes foot with a zip.

BroccoliOnTheFloor Mon 17-Apr-17 21:14:13

Put it on the "how to look expensive" thread grin

SpaghettiMeatballs Mon 17-Apr-17 21:14:52

No. No. I have never seen an uglier pair of boots.

Bluntness100 Mon 17-Apr-17 21:15:00

They look like some form of fetish wear,,,😐

Reow Mon 17-Apr-17 21:15:36

Stripper boots?

gojettersgo Mon 17-Apr-17 21:16:00

They don't look particularly offensive but they're completely impractical. I think they're just attention seeking boots, which have proved effective.

CaulkheadNorth Mon 17-Apr-17 21:16:13

I was v concerned I would actually like them.
So very glad that I don't.

TheMasterNotMargarita Mon 17-Apr-17 21:16:37

Wow! Those are special.
I guess they would potentially match any outfit confused

SunshineBabe Mon 17-Apr-17 21:17:28

Would they not fog up with condensation when your feet get sweaty?

Quodlibet Mon 17-Apr-17 21:17:41

Weirdly they make the model's feet remind me of ketchup. Or mayonnaise. Some sort of condiment in a squeezy bottle.

If your feet sweated would you get misting and condensation do you think?

Finola1step Mon 17-Apr-17 21:18:01

Fetish boot.

Quodlibet Mon 17-Apr-17 21:18:19

Great minds Sunshinegrin

TiredCluelessMummy Mon 17-Apr-17 21:19:42

Sunshine that was my exact first thought because I always have sweaty feet grin

IrritableBitchSyndrome Mon 17-Apr-17 21:19:59

It would be easy to see if they fit? grin

TroysMammy Mon 17-Apr-17 21:20:36

Wish I hadn't clicked on the link, they are absolutely grim. I like wearing patterned socks with my boots, I couldn't do it with those monstrosities.

Pestilentialone Mon 17-Apr-17 21:22:13

I love that they come in different colours.

RandomDent Mon 17-Apr-17 21:23:44

Wow. And I thought nothing would top these beauties I saw on eBay yesterday:

AnyFucker Mon 17-Apr-17 21:23:47

My eyes !

LastGirlOnTheLeft Mon 17-Apr-17 21:24:01

No doubt a clueless man designed them.

hockityponktas Mon 17-Apr-17 21:27:11

Ewww they scream foot fetishconfused

WilburIsSomePig Mon 17-Apr-17 21:27:31

Bizarrely, I was looking for something from White Stuff when those beauties appeared. I thought you might like them ...

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