Intimate whitening

[cantwaitforsummertimeeeeeee]

So I've always wanted to ' brighten ' my downstairs but I would like some recommendations please

I've looked online and the products range from £10-£100
I know you get what you pay for but obviously want to be careful what I'm putting on my bits lol

Thanks

Ladies

[Bleurghghghgh]

Skin bleaching, especially at home, is really, really dangerous.

Why are you even considering this?!

[Miloarmadillo1]

bleurgh was exactly what I thought. WTF?

[AnyFucker]

Thanks

"Ladies"

Are you even a laydee ?

[MinimumPaymentMaximumBurrito]

You want to whiten your labia? Or what part of your genitalia? The hair?

Why?

[dementedpixie]

I just don't know why you'd want to tbh

[MinimumPaymentMaximumBurrito]

This can't be real.

[AndShesGone]

The idea that anyone would self harm like this is just awful.

[AnyFucker]

Anal bleaching innit

Madness

[Annesmyth123]

Anus bleaching? Or vulva? Why would you? Is this really a thing now?

[SweetApple]

I think I've read on MN about women bleaching their anus. Not sure why though.

[KingJoffreysRestingCuntface]

You want a ghostly white vulva?

Is this a new trend? Does it have a name?

[DramaAlpaca]

Why on earth would you want to do that?

The mind boggles

[cantwaitforsummertimeeeeeee]

Lol

Yes I am a women!!

Because my skin is quite dark down there and you can lighten the skin around it.

I thought it was quite common?!
Maybe I watch too much porn..

This is a genuine post, honest!!!

If you google it you will be there are lots of products out there for it

I've always thought about it since having children and I think where the skin stretches it can get very dark and as I say I just wanna lightening it that's all

[SweetApple]

Maybe wiping your bum with Domestos a few times would do the job nicely.

[ImperialBlether]

Of course, KingJoffrey, so she can see it in the dark!

[MichaelSheensNextDW]

I brightened my downstairs beautifully with Dulux brilliant white.

[MinimumPaymentMaximumBurrito]

Anus bleaching?

I do so despair at the state of the world.

Who gives a fuck what colour your anoooooos is?

[SweetApple]

You are seriously bonkers.
What exact shade of pink do you have in mind?
Who is going to see it and pass comment on the shade of your labia?

[AnyFucker]

Just wait until your pubes go grey

Job done

[Annesmyth123]

Why would you do this? Seriously. Why?

[KingJoffreysRestingCuntface]

Tippex?

[RhinestoneCowgirl]

yy SweetApple, it's thanks to MN that I know that anal bleaching is a thing

[Annesmyth123]

A woman who watches too much porn? What the fuck?

[MinimumPaymentMaximumBurrito]

If someone cares about the darkness of your fanjo or anus skin, they need mental support, something's gone wrong for them.

[cantwaitforsummertimeeeeeee]

Lol!!!

No not anal bleaching it's actually called intimate whitening and yes it's a thing and yes honestly it's a real post

I know it can be dangerous doing at home but so can anything?!