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cantwaitforsummertimeeeeeee Tue 07-Mar-17 17:02:36

So I've always wanted to ' brighten ' my downstairs but I would like some recommendations please

I've looked online and the products range from £10-£100
I know you get what you pay for but obviously want to be careful what I'm putting on my bits lol

Thanks

Ladies

Bleurghghghgh Tue 07-Mar-17 17:03:31

Skin bleaching, especially at home, is really, really dangerous.

Why are you even considering this?!

Miloarmadillo1 Tue 07-Mar-17 17:04:25

bleurgh was exactly what I thought. WTF?

AnyFucker Tue 07-Mar-17 17:04:26

Thanks

"Ladies"

Are you even a laydee ?

MinimumPaymentMaximumBurrito Tue 07-Mar-17 17:04:46

You want to whiten your labia? Or what part of your genitalia? The hair?

Why?

dementedpixie Tue 07-Mar-17 17:05:16

I just don't know why you'd want to tbh

MinimumPaymentMaximumBurrito Tue 07-Mar-17 17:05:22

This can't be real.

AndShesGone Tue 07-Mar-17 17:05:45

The idea that anyone would self harm like this is just awful. sad

AnyFucker Tue 07-Mar-17 17:06:09

Anal bleaching innit

Madness

Annesmyth123 Tue 07-Mar-17 17:06:39

Anus bleaching? Or vulva? Why would you? Is this really a thing now?

SweetApple Tue 07-Mar-17 17:06:53

I think I've read on MN about women bleaching their anus. Not sure why though.

KingJoffreysRestingCuntface Tue 07-Mar-17 17:06:56

You want a ghostly white vulva?

Is this a new trend? Does it have a name?

DramaAlpaca Tue 07-Mar-17 17:07:07

Why on earth would you want to do that?

The mind boggles confused

cantwaitforsummertimeeeeeee Tue 07-Mar-17 17:07:33

Lol

Yes I am a women!!

Because my skin is quite dark down there and you can lighten the skin around it.

I thought it was quite common?!
Maybe I watch too much porn..

This is a genuine post, honest!!!

If you google it you will be there are lots of products out there for it

I've always thought about it since having children and I think where the skin stretches it can get very dark and as I say I just wanna lightening it that's all

SweetApple Tue 07-Mar-17 17:07:34

Maybe wiping your bum with Domestos a few times would do the job nicely.

ImperialBlether Tue 07-Mar-17 17:07:49

Of course, KingJoffrey, so she can see it in the dark!

MichaelSheensNextDW Tue 07-Mar-17 17:08:09

I brightened my downstairs beautifully with Dulux brilliant white.

MinimumPaymentMaximumBurrito Tue 07-Mar-17 17:08:25

Anus bleaching?

I do so despair at the state of the world.

Who gives a fuck what colour your anoooooos is? confused

SweetApple Tue 07-Mar-17 17:08:27

You are seriously bonkers.
What exact shade of pink do you have in mind?
Who is going to see it and pass comment on the shade of your labia?

AnyFucker Tue 07-Mar-17 17:08:43

Just wait until your pubes go grey

Job done

Annesmyth123 Tue 07-Mar-17 17:09:07

Why would you do this? Seriously. Why?

KingJoffreysRestingCuntface Tue 07-Mar-17 17:09:15

Tippex?

RhinestoneCowgirl Tue 07-Mar-17 17:09:45

yy SweetApple, it's thanks to MN that I know that anal bleaching is a thing confused

Annesmyth123 Tue 07-Mar-17 17:09:50

A woman who watches too much porn? What the fuck?

MinimumPaymentMaximumBurrito Tue 07-Mar-17 17:09:58

If someone cares about the darkness of your fanjo or anus skin, they need mental support, something's gone wrong for them.

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