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What fashion advice would you give Michael Gove?

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SirChenjin Sat 02-Jul-16 11:02:18

Since we're dispensing fashion advice to Theresa May hmm I thought I'd balance the batshit.

I mean, have you seen the colour of his hair? shock And those glasses?? shock shock

whydidhesaythat Sat 02-Jul-16 11:03:04


burnishedsilver Sat 02-Jul-16 11:06:19

I have much less interest in mens fashion than in women's fashion but my advice would be to reconsider the style of glasses.

I don't think there's anything batshit about discussing style on a style forum.

JakeBallardswife Sat 02-Jul-16 11:07:18

paper bag on head? Too much?

herecomesthsun Sat 02-Jul-16 11:10:48

Sharp, dark suit, well cut, white shirt.

UnGoogleable Sat 02-Jul-16 11:12:23

Change the glasses.

Iliveinalighthousewiththeghost Sat 02-Jul-16 11:12:50

I actually don't think he looks too horrendous.
However I was shocked to hear he's only 43. If he's 43. I'm getting coroneted tomorrow. And if he is, then. He must have had a hard 43 years of life.

TrickyBiscuits Sat 02-Jul-16 11:13:07

Do something with the teeth! There's just no excuse for that. Appointment with a good hygienist and whitened.

feckthemall Sat 02-Jul-16 11:16:55

43? Holy shit I thought he was late 50s.

Destinysdaughter Sat 02-Jul-16 11:17:52

Anyone remember Jo 90?😀

SecretSpy Sat 02-Jul-16 11:19:24

Hang on, 43??

Tollygunge Sat 02-Jul-16 11:20:15

Lip salve. Lots of it to eradicate this white flecks at the corners of his mouth. Gag

MadSprocker Sat 02-Jul-16 11:21:03

He's 48.

Iliveinalighthousewiththeghost Sat 02-Jul-16 11:21:29

Oh no. 48 but even so.

OurBlanche Sat 02-Jul-16 11:22:27

Teeth whitened? How American!

New head, preferably encasing a new brain, perched atop a new body... actually, just be someone else entirely.

Ex teacher with a memory...

SirChenjin Sat 02-Jul-16 11:22:33

Hmm. ..liking the paper bag suggestion. I would like him to acknowledge his Scottish roots so I'd like to see him in a kilt. Black leather preferably. Teamed with a white shirt, grey suit jacket, and chunky boots, and I'm thinking a 'gay but means business' look

Dozer Sat 02-Jul-16 11:24:01

Not a lot possible with that face apart from the Eugene "Honey I shrunk the kids" look.

SirChenjin Sat 02-Jul-16 11:27:51

No I refuse to accept that - no such thing as an ugly man, just a lazy one, as they say

Wolpertinger Sat 02-Jul-16 11:30:11

Stop standing next to his wife. I am continually baffled that someone who purports to be a beauty columnist and makes her living criticizing other women's looks in the Fail can look that bad herself. She needs to ditch all the black and reconsider her hair colour as a matter of urgency.

wanderings Sat 02-Jul-16 11:31:39

paper bag on head? Too much?

Or how about a plastic one?

DinosaursRoar Sat 02-Jul-16 11:35:29

I would suggest after that photo, he gets some looser fitting trousers. We don't need to know how big his balls are... <shudder>

Iliveinalighthousewiththeghost Sat 02-Jul-16 11:36:58

His wife makes a living criticising other women's looks. Has she taken a long hard look at herself.
I wouldn't say she was a Cheryl's doppelganger.

justbogoff Sat 02-Jul-16 11:55:50

Sack cloth and ashes, the odious little man, and his wife is no better.

justbogoff Sat 02-Jul-16 11:56:57

Wandering that made me spit my tea out!

EnriqueTheRingBearingLizard Sat 02-Jul-16 12:18:47

I'd say get some glasses that suit your face and if you want to take centre stage, don't dress like a backroom civil servant pushed into the limelight.
I'd say for goodness sake stop gurning, you look ridiculous and incompetent. Oh.

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