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S&B 101 what fugliness would you put in? (lighthearted!)

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LazySusan11 Wed 06-Apr-16 14:15:59

I'd have to ban Crocs, unless they're on small children.

Impulse body spray..stinks

Anyone else?

TeaBelle Wed 06-Apr-16 14:17:56

Cheap hair straighteners
Peplum dresses /tops
The smell of lush (the shop in general - individual products are fine!)

squoosh Wed 06-Apr-16 14:20:54

Women - body con dresses.

Men - short sleeved shirts

Everyone - fake tan

botemp Wed 06-Apr-16 14:26:01

Uggs (but like Crocs above ok on children, maybe).

Crop tops.

'Mom' jeans (as in worn ironically by hipsters not actual moms in jeans).

Those furry birkenstocks by Celine and the equally ridiculous furry loafers by Gucci.

Leave me to stew for a bit I'm sure I'll think of others...

MamaLazarou Wed 06-Apr-16 14:31:03

Skinny jeans
Flower prints
Scouse brows
Long pointy nails
French-manicured toenails
Septum piercings
Blonde highlights on black hair

botemp Wed 06-Apr-16 14:56:48

Low rise jeans (see also: peeking out thongs/whale tails).

Anything bejazzeled/bedazzled, especially the down there area.

Excessive (orange) bronzer.

Contouring, the filthy looking kind (am I alone in my inability to discern age when this is at play? Everyone looks 40+ to me especially if they've had their lips filled too).

Instagram brows.

Louboutins (the pigalles are okay but I still wouldn't want them, the rest...).

Leggings and tunics
Teenagers with big black eyebrows

midnightmoomoo Wed 06-Apr-16 15:55:35

Crocs and those awful outdoorsy Velcro strap sandal contraptions.....I can't bear them!!!!

HazelMcWitch Wed 06-Apr-16 15:57:18

Crop tops, leggings and big white trainers - the apparent uniform of the under 20s. God, it's a bad look.

Dungarees and onesies on men. Heinous.

Nail art.

Burgundy hair - especially teamed with orange fake tan.

Tattoos on tits.

Cartoon character tattoos.

See-through leggings.

Those awful cropped wide-legged jeans that are everywhere at the moment. Ugh.

Sleeveless jackets. What for?

nanetterose Wed 06-Apr-16 15:57:25

Sharpie eyebrows.

nanetterose Wed 06-Apr-16 15:58:22

And dyed hair on women that naturally would be white/silver.

gonegrey56 Wed 06-Apr-16 16:00:12

The Abercrombie and Fitch perfume that wafts through their shops and outside - makes me nauseous , so sickly

TheTartOfAsgard Wed 06-Apr-16 16:02:41

Fake tan, hd brows, Paul's boutique, Capri trousers, brown belts and slicked back bleached blonde hair a'la kim k.

Also reebok classics on men.

SqueegyBeckinheim Wed 06-Apr-16 16:03:37

Leggings worn with anything shorter than bum length tops. Do people not realise that from the back their undies are fully visible through the leggings?

Grey tracksuit bottoms outside of actual exercise, just blugh.

Very pointy toed boots or shoes, your feet are not that shape, why pretend they are?

Orange skin, unless you're an actual orange.

Madbengalmum Wed 06-Apr-16 16:07:07

Crocs, HD brows, slogan t shirts, jelly sandals.

Nabootique Wed 06-Apr-16 16:09:25

Nude hoof shoes
Fake tan/visible bronzer
Clumpy eyelashes
Foundation the wrong colour/tidemarks
Septum piercings (good one Mama)
Baseball caps/trucker hats
Button down shirts with the top button done up a la hipsters
Waistcoats as casual wear (e.g. with jeans, another mostly hipster trait)
Hipster hair/beards on men
Scouse and Instagram eyebrows
Lip gloss
Any unusual nail shape, like pointy, bubble nails, overly square ones, etc.
Gel nail polish
False/extended nails


Euphemia Wed 06-Apr-16 16:17:44

Supermarket fake Uggs
Squared-off eyebrows
Hair donuts
Fleece jackets
Leggings as trousers

RunswickBay Wed 06-Apr-16 16:18:10

Knee boots with jeans.

RunswickBay Wed 06-Apr-16 16:21:56

Those barbour-esque navy quilted jackets.

WhatamessIgotinto Wed 06-Apr-16 16:24:40

Too small sandals so that toes hang over the front like pigs trotters.

Leggings and crop tops.

Black eyebrows and spider lashes.

Wide legged cropped trousers.

specialsubject Wed 06-Apr-16 16:31:10

shoes so ugly and uncomfortable that they make you lurch.

dresses with holes in the back that show armour plated bras.

facial piercings which ALL look like spots.

ballet pumps except on children and ballet dancers. Fugly on anyone else.

transparent leggings with short tops. EEwww...

Madbengalmum Wed 06-Apr-16 16:35:25

Too add to my list
Middle aged men in gstar raw, superdry etc, highly naff

squoosh Wed 06-Apr-16 16:37:07

Extreme false lashes worn as a daytime look.

specialsubject Wed 06-Apr-16 16:37:57

visible logos look naff on anyone, regardless of age.

Marshy Wed 06-Apr-16 16:42:05

Breton tops

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