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Eeek! What do you think of this - Gwyneth's all in one suit

(26 Posts)
Celeriacacaca Thu 15-Jan-15 15:15:01

It's a little revealing in the front bottom department, don't you think?

imjustahead Thu 15-Jan-15 15:18:42

looks like

AlleyCat11 Thu 15-Jan-15 15:20:54

Looks like all-in-one Spanx.
Or something a toddler would wear to bed...

Meanwhile, has Gwynnie been at the Botox?
And is she still only 40?!

AlleyCat11 Thu 15-Jan-15 15:23:22

Soz. Says Fallon is 40. Paltrow is 42.

JoanHickson Thu 15-Jan-15 15:23:41

I think she thought she looked good and felt great.

BiancaDelRio Thu 15-Jan-15 15:25:14

She's got that puffy taut botox face thing going on that Jenniston has.

That suit makes certain other things look puffy and taut too.

TiedUpWithString Thu 15-Jan-15 15:35:50

You can see nipple outline, camel toe and large hold all in down to mid-thigh pants also. I wonder if she'll sack her stylist.

squoosh Thu 15-Jan-15 15:59:45

Oh I just adore when bad clothes happen to irritating people.

It's like something Girls Aloud would have worn circa 2004.

YoullShootYourEyeOut Thu 15-Jan-15 16:04:39

All I can say is urgh. Also, is she wearing Spanx or something? She has a vpl thing going on round her thighs.

WhereIsMyFurryHat Thu 15-Jan-15 16:11:14

I'm usually quite forgiving of faux pas but this is just 'orrible.

WhereIsMyFurryHat Thu 15-Jan-15 16:12:08

I mean GPs onsie not this thread.

SukieTuesday Thu 15-Jan-15 16:16:30

Burn it quickly before it spreads.

I can't think of a single human being that would look good in that.

AtlanticDrift Thu 15-Jan-15 17:30:47

Bad, very bad

forago Thu 15-Jan-15 17:33:42

that looks awful - even oh her great figure, can you imagine what the rest of us would look like in it!!!

fatherpeeweestairmaster Thu 15-Jan-15 18:43:11

It's like she's wandered off some green screen special effects thing, and under different lights, all you'd see is her disembodied head being interviewed.

LindyHemming Thu 15-Jan-15 19:02:37

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

chickydoo Thu 15-Jan-15 19:12:02

The only thing I can say is OMFG

GertrudePerkins Thu 15-Jan-15 19:20:49

it's bloody marvellous - she's got an amazing bod but it makes her look all saggy like me grin.

scarletforya Thu 15-Jan-15 19:26:00

Dear God. Flesh colored, camel toe, all in one hideous nightmare!

Truly terrible!

prettywhiteguitar Thu 15-Jan-15 19:29:35

Oh no !!!! When you look at the model wearing the same thing it looks totally different. Terrible terrible outfit

Poor sausage

BOFster Thu 15-Jan-15 19:30:10

I've seen worse. But that was Katie Price's outfit for her Eurovision attempt, so it's not a ringing endorsement.

flowery Thu 15-Jan-15 19:31:26

It must have been for a bet, surely?

Pancakeflipper Thu 15-Jan-15 19:33:01

With a figure like that surely it is easy to get flattering clothes? She has no excuse. Must have been a freebie.

fatherpeeweestairmaster Thu 15-Jan-15 19:33:15

You know, if GP had worn that for a bet, my opinion of her would sky rocket.

Back2Two Thu 15-Jan-15 19:43:53

poor sausage

She looks rather like a pallid sausage.

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