Help me to find these trousers please?

[CuttedUpPear]

Basically I have made up these trousers in my head.

But if they do exist, I know that the S&B Shower and Bugger off brigade will help me to find them.

Ok so they are shaped a bit like yoga pants but made out of fine corduroy or similar, with a bit of stretch.
Zip up the side I think, flat fronted and close fitting over bum and hips then loose from thighs down so they will hang over trainers or tuck nicely into winter boots like harem trousers without the hippy inside them.

Tell me I'm not mad will you please

[CuttedUpPear]

bump

[CuttedUpPear]

Hmmm?